Scout Skit

by Griffinkeeper

Published March 12, 2006

In Humor

This is for a boy scout skit.

Equipment:

1 scout tent.

Several buckets full of water.

Several pillows.

Tenderfoots. In the tent, there is Oscar.>

Tenderfoot1: "He's insane you know."

Tenderfoot2: "Really?"

Tenderfoot3: "It's true, I heard he grabbed Shane and made him run around the rim of the entire camp!"

Tenderfoot2: "You can't be serious."

Tenderfoot1: "I'm very serious."

Tenderfoot2: "After that 10 mile hike!?"

Tenderfoot1: "The same one. He went with him just to make sure it was done right."

Oscar.>

Oscart: "Good evening guys."

Tenderfoots: "Hey Oscar."

Oscar: "Keeping nice and warm?"

Tenderfoot1: "Naturally."

Oscar: "Well, don't expect it to last. I've heard from the SPL himself that the older scouts are planning on grabbing your shoes and putting them on the hill over yonder.

<Oscar pauses to let it set in.>

Oscar: "If I were you though, I'd get them before they got you. So, why don't you go in there and snatch their pillows, then soak them."

Tenderfoots, Enter the Older Scouts.>

SPL: "Hi Oscar!"

Oscar: "Hey, those younger scouts are up to no good."

SPL: "What's that?"

Oscar: "They were whispering together, you remember the last time that happened."

SPL: "I ate an oreo with toothpaste in the middle."

Oscar: "If I were you, I'd get some of the older scouts together. They were heading towards the water spicket, you might be able to get there and ambush them."

SPL: "Gotcha, James, Erik, let's go! Are you coming Oscar?"

Oscar: "Nah, I need to get ready for bed. Let me know what happens."

Older Scouts. Oscar now tidies himself up and with a big yawn, exits into the tent. After a minute, the Tenderfoots and the Older Scouts appear. Using hand signs, they surround the tent, with each scout taking a corner. A Younger Scout gets to the bottom of the tent, preparing to open the door. The Older Scouts come close, each of them carrying a bucket of water. On three, the Younger Scout opens the door.>

Oscar: "HEY!"

Older Scouts now throw the water into the tent. Oscar yips as the frozen water hits him. This is the cue for the scouts around the tent to pull out the tent poles. As Oscar flails around in the tent, the scouts exit.>

Comments & reviews · 9
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LOST
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LOST commented Comment · Mar 17, 2008

Hehe. I was hoping something bad would happen to Oscar at the end. That's what he gets for being twofaced. :P This was really funny Griffenkeeper, good job.

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MidnightVampire
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MidnightVampire commented Comment · Mar 17, 2008

sweet sweet revenge

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Randomian
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Randomian commented Comment · Apr 17, 2006

That was funny!! (Sorry i mixed up my postings!! :oops: )

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sabradan
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sabradan commented Comment · Mar 18, 2006

Isn't the plural of Tenderfoot Tenderfeet?

Also, its spigot, not spicket.

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Angel17
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Angel17 commented Comment · Mar 17, 2006

Really funny! lol :D

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zell
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zell commented Comment · Mar 12, 2006

lol very good a bit weird at the start but hey thats my point of veiw anyway :D

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zelithon
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zelithon commented Comment · Mar 12, 2006

Just a few technicil errors like water can not remian water while frozen. Very amuseing otherwise.

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NovaRose
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NovaRose commented Comment · Mar 12, 2006

That's awesome, Grif! What goes around comes around, eh?



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