Band Instrument Studies

This makes me so happy every time I read it.

This was utterly hilarious! The fight between the trumpets and the clarinets throughout all of it really represents the instruments well. Except for the saxophone part, I have no idea about that. I play saxophone, and I'm no trumpet, but give us a better part that isn't Identical to the french horn's part! Sorry, went off on a tangent- Overall really funny and a good read!

Greetings, SnazzyPencil.
I would first like to point out how incredibly hilarious and accurate this is. As a percussionist myself, i found the "DUT DUT DUT!" from the drum line very funny.

I like how you perfectly captured the usual personalities of all of the instruments, especially the cocky trumpet. One... character, I suppose, I know prides himself in how incredibly good he is at his trumpet. All the way back in sixth grade, he already could play in some of the highest octaves the trumpet can reach, though he never found use for it. He is commonly known for his bragging about his skill at the instrument, and I don't mean to rant, but I find it quite annoying.

I did not like, however, that you included instruments like the oboe and bassoon, however completely disregarded the French Horn.

Overall, it was a great, amusing, oh, whatever this is classified as, and I generally liked it.

Gg, mate. Gg.

Ok, actually LOLed at "DUT DUT DUT"

This is pretty accurate. But it's a pretty alien idea to imagine more than one tuba XD People are lucky just to get one in this country.

I love this so much as a marching, jazz, and concert band player and orchestra member. (Trumpet)

My god this was great. I am disappointed not to see my instrument up there. Even the bassoons and Oboes get more attention than us French Horns.

Still though it was hillarious. Perfect representation of the cocky trumpet.

"How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could've done it."

Though I do wish you could have gone a bit more with the sterotypical percussionist.

"What did the percussionist get on their IQ test? Drool."

This is so great!

The interview part is something I myself as a Trumpet player would answer if someone asked me that.

I loved this! This reminded me of my band class. I love to imagine my band class saying this, it'd probably be pretty funny because the flutes always complain that nobody can hear them because the saxophones are too loud. Alright, onto your piece (sorry about that).

Dear Trumpet,

I'm sorry your cockyness, but we are supposed to play piano here, not fortissimo.

Sincerely,

Clarinet

ONly one death occurred, an extremely low number. Most of us are just thankful to get out alive with the data we could.

Dear Clarinet,

Your squaking is so loud, even the geese are ashamed.

Sincerely,

Trumpet

This I have to say is very funny. I liked the wording and short little information spots. I really thought the ending was funny. I also enjoyed hearing them go back and forth in my mind. You are very good at comedy. I was wondering if you ever thought of doing scripts? short plays maybe. Keep writing, and I do believe you found something you're good at.

So accurate.