The wasteland was a borin' place
With nothin' much ta do.
Dodgin' shells
Ta scavenge junk
Ta trade it all
For shitty food.
__________
So!
Imagine
My joy!
Picture
The thrill!
Fell
That badass,
Kickass,
Major, awesome
Heart attack
I felt
When I saw
Her!
The wasteland girl!
My post-doom world!
__________
Rockin' body,
Rockin' soul,
Just like the punk rock bards of old.
No wasteland can handle us!
No raider dare mess with us!
No day is a lame one
With my
Wasteland girl!
My badass,
Kickass,
Major, awesome
Heart attack
Dream girl!
The wasteland girl!
My post-doom world!
__________
We'll see every part of the waste,
Map the whole thing out!
We'll stare at every blasted star,
Count all them out!
We'll fight the world together
Till together, its lights out!
I begged her
and begged her
"Oh please always be,
The girl that'll always be,
That girl who makes me feel
That badass,
Kickass,
Major, awesome
Heart attack!
Please, oh please be
My wasteland girl!
My post-doom world!"
___________
We often look to the stars,
All one million and three,
And wonder how our world
Came to be.
The pre-boomers probably saw us in some
Corporate crystal ball.
Threw a fit in jealousy
And decided ta blow it all!
Cuz at that very moment
They knew they'd never have
A girl standin' by 'em
Like the girl that I got!
They knew it was sadly true,
That they'll never, ever have
The girl that'll always be,
That girl that'll make ya feel
A badass,
Kickass,
Major, awesome
Heart attack
Like her!
My wasteland girl!
My post-doom world.
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