Is that your mothehfartin’ face?!
Fartin’ with my girlfriend?!
Who the mothehfart do you think you are?!
Go fart yourself!
Do you hear me?!
I hope you fart yourself so hard you need surgery!
Why don’t you fart yourself to death?!
I oughta’ beat the fart right out of you!
You won’t be fartin’ for a long time…
A’int nobody farts with my girlfriend.
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I was laughing all the way through the poem. I saw the title and the description for the poem and I was like "oh dear what is this."
Some parts were a little bit on the odd side, just because of the word choice, but heck, this isn't meant to be some deep poem, so go for it! It really is spectacular, and if you decide to write more poems like this I would LOVE to read them. Keep up the good work and the humor!
Pretty much everyone of my poems is humourous. Anytime you want a laugh check them out!
I was laughing all the way through the poem. I saw the title and the description for the poem and I was like "oh dear what is this." It is spectacular, and if you decide to write more poems like this I would LOVE to read them. Keep up the good work and the humor!
OH MY GOD
i have no idea why i am literally sitting on the floor, off my chair and laughing so hard i cant type properly.
im going to start using this in my life lololol!!
*is speechless* xD <3
Hahaha! This made my day!
I see what you did there.
Hahahahahaha! Super funny! I understand your play on words. At first I though that this was about cussing. Well,sort of. I get it!
The title was almost a misnomer.
Great job.
Okay. That was hilarious! I loved it so much! The only thing I'll say is: I dunno if it should be classified as a poem. Poems usually have rhythm and/or rhyme to it, and this had neither, but that was the only problem I saw. Otherwise I'd say you did a fartin' good job!
Actually, poetry doesn't have to have a rhythm or rhyme, there is such thing as Free Verse which has none of the above.
I didn't know that. Cool!
Oh my goodness. Hah!
I imagined Samuel L Jackson saying this and it was beyond hilarious.
Hello MargoSeuss!
This is so funny! I mean, the high schoolers in my school are constantly using that word, and I bet they don't even know what it means! In my mind I'm constantly snickering when I hear them go by, or I shake my head and am like "There are 11 year old people in this school." And substituting it with fart... That's just ingenious! I use fudge myself when I feel like cursing, but fart is even better! I couldn't find any errors, besides the errors in speech of the usual cursing person, which you replicated quite well.
~Kelpies.
HAHAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAA......*snicker*....fart.. HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAHHAAHAH.....PFFFFF..... you had to do this. it was your...... *snicker*... duty... PFFFFFHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH
Sounds like my friends at my school. But this is very funny, and well odd. good job. I liked it, and I know that you are always very good at writing poems, and this one just proves my point, so great job, though I might have but a rating on this just for safe measure, considering what you are applying in it. But anyway thanks for sharing this with me, it made me laugh!
Always keep writing!
Jack