She ate too much broccoli,
She smothered it in cheese.
She’s lactose intolerant,
She had no Febreeze.
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She planned it. MURDERER!
She caught her boyfriend cheating.
She ate dairy, beans, and broccoli,
She set up a meeting.
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‘But Cheryl I love you,’
She nibbled a cheese curd,
Pressed her anus to his face,
And sharted a wet turd.
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She watched him choke.
She didn’t give a toot.
The cheater was dead.
God bless the magical fruit.
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First of all I thought it was about one piece because of the magical fruit or the devil's fruit. I don't know why I thought about that. anyways this poem was freaking hilarious and somewhat gross. Other poem writers will wrote something dramatic or heartbreaking because of the lover's cheating issue but you write a humorous poem and it amazed me.
It is unique and catchy. Write something funny again and for sure I'll read it. Thank you for waking me up with tons of laughter.
Lol!!!
Lol!!!
I laughed throughout the whole thing! It was amusing and a great read. You have no idea how tired I am of seeing the same constant topics in poems. It is usually always broken hearts and getting the damsel. Although they make great topics of inspirations, it does get a bit tiring reading them. It is quite refreshing reading something different.
Your humor is quite different than some of the people I know, which is saying a lot since I do not know that much people.
The rhyme scheme is great and the humor is marvelous. Overall, I would definitely give this a 10/10 and would highly recommend you keep it up!
Welll, now. This was......interesting, a wee bit smelly and gross,,, but intersting. I like the fact that everyone is branching out their poetry and writing something outside of dreary tales of woe and sorrow. I've nothing against a good, sad, tear jerking poem, but something light and humorous isn't bad either. So, bravi=o for being different in how you like, and may God forbid someone ever cheat on you! hahaha