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A Pathetic Piece of Writing

I'm using this notepad,

To wipe my  bum.

I eat lots of words,

I have an oversized bum. 

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I rhymed bum with bum.

I'm a genius poet.

I pooped myself.

I'm a genius poet.

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The name of my poem,

Describes my poem.

My poem is pathetic.

This is a pathetic poem.

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Praise me now.

Praise my oversized bum.

I pooped myself,

And rhymed bum with bum.

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I'm a pathetic genius.

This is a pathetic poem.

Praise me now,

You pathetic poets.

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Mysticalxx
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Alright..........this is inappropriate......

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Charmxoxo Comment

this is PATHETIC! haha ^^ go just pooped yourself

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Ljungtroll
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That was so pathetic it was good. MI read it to my little brother just now and he said, "Did that person really wipe their bum with a notebook?" I assume he was as impressed as I was. Awesome job, MargoSeuss!!! :D Thumbs up from my brother, too.

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speakerskat
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You ... Have to be kidodng me XD what did I just read ?! This was great and so utterly pathetic it made me feel .... Weird ?

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speakerskat
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You ... Have to be kidodng me XD what did I just read ?! This was great and so utterly pathetic it made me feel .... Weird ?

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TheShauzer
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Well done Margo, that was truly absolutely pathetic. I think you failed a bit in the end though, by succeeding, because I found at the end that your style was getting better. Just thought I'd let you know, the way you brought it all together in the end was good writing and quite nicely done.... So in turn... It was unsuccessful. Altogether though, truly pathetic. Congratulations!

You, my friend, are an inspiration to all us pathetic poets and I wish you the best of tissues to wipe your poo.

Yours in pathetic ink,
TS.

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MargoSeuss
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Thank-you pathetic poets for carrying this unworthy piece of trash to the spotlight. Genius truly is fifty shades of gray...perhaps next a movie will be made in honour of my poem. It shall be entitled thusly: I Pooped My Pathetic Pants And Became A Genius. The film will include a smoking hot man and a smoking hot woman who will become intimate with eachother and the poop in their pants. They will then praise eachother for producing fecal matter. I predict it will be a big selling production and will likely turn into a series of sequels and prequels.

I plan on quitting my job, as millionaire writers don't work. We need only to perch on our oversized bums and poop on our notepads. Well-planned novels with exceptional character development, and interesting plot lines just aren't the rave anymore. Only idiots bother to put the effort into writing such garbely gook. Society wants pathetic pieces of writing. So, please, don't any of you even think about reviewing something that is longer than four stanzas and has a title containing the word 'Chapter.' God...to help someone create a unique and intellectual piece of literature...that would actually take effort. No. When it comes to the arts, society doesn't like the product of hard work.

Pathetic is the new genius. Lazy is the new genius. I pooped myself.

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MargoSeuss
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Thank-you pathetic poets for carrying this unworthy piece of trash to the spotlight. Genius truly is fifty shades of gray...perhaps next a movie will be made in honour of my poem. It shall be entitled thusly: I Pooped My Pathetic Pants And Became A Genius. The film will include a smoking hot man and a smoking hot woman who will become intimate with eachother and the poop in their pants. They will then praise eachother for producing fecal matter. I predict it will be a big selling production and will likely turn into a series of sequels and prequels.

I plan on quitting my job, as millionaire writers don't work. We need only to perch on our oversized bums and poop on our notepads. Well-planned novels with exceptional character development, and interesting plot lines just aren't the rave anymore. Only idiots bother to put the effort into writing such garbely gook. Society wants pathetic pieces of writing. So, please, don't any of you even think about reviewing something that is longer than four stanzas and has a title containing the word 'Chapter.' God...to help someone create a unique and intellectual piece of literature...that would actually take effort. No. When it comes to the arts, society doesn't like the product of hard work.

Pathetic is the new genius. Lazy is the new genius. I pooped myself.

The satire in this. WOOOOOOOOOW. Nice job there kiddo. I actually love this. I love how you basically just did this.Like I didn't expect this. This is incredible.

10/10
Please write more stuff like this oh my Goodness.
The repetition
the using the same word to rhyme
its hilarious
this is pure inspiration LOL

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sagnik
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sagnik wrote a review · Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:52 pm

this poem is good but rhyme does not mean that using a mword two times. he poem does not require any writers introduction of the poem ax that is what the matter of the poem. i felt this characteristics unique. but dear this is truly a pathetic one with numerous repeation. better u try next time. dont be angry:

It's a satire. The poem is pathetic. I purposely wrote it to be pathetic.

This is truly interesting, it sparked my interest. Very..um..unique...style of writing. I will be keeping my eye on some of your work. Good Job!

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UriahElroy
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Bravo, every internet user ever, bravo!
I agree and understand your point!
Want me to kiss your poetic ass with more suction?
Pucker up, not your brown eye but my red lips.

Dissociated spirits wandering through cyberspace, only existing in the manner of which they are projected. You only see the things and read the words they want you to.


Social-media is a symptom. Media is the disease.

Bravo, you pathetic poet.

Humans are so easily manipulated! You silly silly monkeys! Stop throwing around your poo and acting like it's gold!

Never! Not as long as poo and gold aren't worth the same amount of whatever mutually-accepted currency is in effect! Not as long as African people aren't enslaved as children to mine poo out of ore deposits! Not as long as I care more about Bruce Jenner than I do the impending doom of my current empire! Take my soul, I never use it anyways! Just teach me how to pull a lever, push a button and give me a paycheck!



All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
— Jane Wagner