Rap of the River: Boy Toy time.

(this rap was originally called "homicidal homosexuality," but was changed due to the fact that people may misconstrue the idealism that being flamboyant can make you die from embarrassment... As I am about to. XD haha.) 

Hey you over there, do ya wanna play?

Do you really think it matters if I say I'm gay? 

C'mon, get over here, I wanna show you something cool,

please excuse me cutie, if I happen to drool,

I can't help but look at a guy as fine as you, 

with a bit of envy. It's just something I do. 

Y'know what I mean when I say I like your eyes,

your gorgeous face, your cheeky grin and girlish thighs,

I don't mean that in a bad way, boy,

I just like soft things, they make good toys,

as I said before, please excuse my mouth, 

most of my blood has rushed down south,

looking at you, man, 

oops, don't mind that hand! 

I think you're stunning, with a mind as bright as a star,

with a cute face like that, boy I can tell you'll go far,

kiss me, please? Is that too far? 

C'mon boy, I know you wanna take a ride in my car,

we won't go anywhere, but it's much too fast,

I just wanna relationship that'll try to last,

kiss me softly, hold me tightly,

touch that place that I think of nightly! ;) 

Look boys, I'm sorry I'm so scary,

I can't help it if I'm a fairy!

yeah, look, I like guys, but that's not wrong,

I can't help it if I like things that are long! 

Whoa! boy, take a step back!

lemme enjoy the view, wanna hit that,

not literally of course,

I'm not that coarse, 

my voice is hoarse,

I wanna reinforce-

the point I'm making, get over here,

c'mon cutie boy there's nothing to fear! 

See look, am I really that bad? 

all I wanna do is play Mum and Dad,

a little doctor is fine with me, 

when I'm around, do as you please. 

With a pen in hand, I'll write you a story,

oh, sorry, sometimes my mind gets a bit whorey, 

I try my hardest to impress,

with a mind like mine you know I'm the best,

dress to impress, 

please do not stress,

boy, I like you the way you are,

don't tell me you gotta fall far,

my hearts not in it to tell you the truth, 

but lying is so, so uncouth,

the matter of the fact is-

this is hush-hush biz,

I'm a little bi-curious, 

please don't get furious,

because bi means two,

and boy that means I wanna get with you. 

You and me, we'd make a cool family, 

and sometimes we'd laugh randomly, 

with a few long nights,

I'd get outta all of those tight-

clothes, yeah, you know what I mean,

I'd stay up all night 'cause I'm a teen. 

Play around with me for awhile boy,

I only wanna be your toy,

I'd do anything you ask, 

I'm not made of glass,

happy to pay for anything you want,

As long as you can't flaunt- 

your body, to someone else.

Cash, gas or ass?

Boy, I gotta little more class,

you wanna be my boyfriend?

So I'll let this rap end,

Hell yeah, fuck this rap, 

you're the only guy I wanna tap,

so get over here and sit on Santa's lap. 

(Uh-huh. Yeah.)

Boy, put your lips around me and your fingers through my hair, 

then rock your body like you just don't care,

'cause I love you, and I want you to know, 

You love me back, and I'll never go-

Away.

Forever, here with you, boy,

that's where I wanna stay. 

Now c'mon, boy, I wanna show you something cool,

let's go! Uh, excuse me for the drool. 

your just so hot, 

and you're the boy I got,

here's where the rap ends, boyfriend,

gotta go get something and tie up loose ends. 

I love you, you're my number one idea,

and now I'm glad that you didn't show any fear,

love me fast, love me hard, 

and I'll let down my guard. 

(Get ya real hard,) 

Love me till we die,

don't forget to cry, 

tears of joy, I mean,

for living in a world so lean. 

Hey boy, wanna see something nice,

come over here and I'll show you my vanilla ice. ;) 

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Okay, I'm actually kind of embarrassed to write this kind of rap. Ordinarily I don't do this kind of thing, but this is ironically the first rap I'd ever written. It was for a friend who was having boyfriend trouble, so I wrote this for them to cheer them up. I think it worked, of course, because my stupidity is astounding, as you no doubt guessed while reading this. 

I'm sorry if you find it disgusting or offensive or rude... Or... Anything synonymous with the word "bad." I'm not being discriminate by writing this; as a person who vouches for LGBT rights, and also wishes to get a boyfriend myself one day, I understand how it feels to be offended by this. But, I'm not trying to be offensive, and I apologize if anyone misconstrues what I mean in my poem, because this is not supposed to be offensive, it is supposed to be funny. Although... I have a warped sense of humor, I guess. 

Also, as for grammar and the like, I apologize for being so atrocious, because... Well... as I said before, this was the first rap I have ever written, and I  can understand that it is very terribly written. I know that "It's my first time" is the lamest excuse ever, but I hope you can forgive me all the same. 

I hope you enjoyed reading this, and I would really appreciate (LOVE) some feedback from... Well... Anybody. Thanks! ^_^ have a nice day!