Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but I start a revolution, turning Oz into a totalitarian communistic state, and order the death of anyone else who comes.

I wish the next person came into Oz after that order, but before I died/was replaced.

Granted, but I used a different portal, got friendly with the locals and started an uprising to take you down! Free muffins for all.

I wish the next person would be treated to a free muffin in bed (served by a well-dressed British person) as soon as they wake up tomorrow morning.

granted. The muffin is poisonous and the butler stabs you repeatedly

the wish the person after the next person will have someone donate 10,000 points to him/her

Granted, but the points are cursed, and the person who donated them must get them back somehow, or be undead for the rest of his/her spectral life.

I wish I had all the Final Fantasy movies, games and merchandise.

Thanks, Ritehunter! And a sarcastic thanks also goes out to Jenthura for corrupting my 10,000 points.

Granted; now you know in your innermost being that you are the worst case of geek in the history of geekness, and the knowledge eats you alive from the inside out.

I wish I would look good with blonde hair.

Granted, but you also get blue eyes and a singing prince. The knowledge of the fact that you have become a Disney princess and the epitome of bad clichés eats you alive from the inside out.

I wish I had bananas for fingers.

Granted, but a monkey comes out of nowhere and eats them.

I wish I got paid more than $12 an hour for a one day job.

Granted, you get paid $12.01.

I wish I had 500 hats.

Granted, but the hats are made of cast-iron, and they suddenly all appear on your head at one time. The mass of hats buries you, crushing your body into pulp.

I wish I could take 10 years from anybody's lifespan just by pointing at them. (And don't corrupt this by saying I accidentally point at somebody )

Granted, but your 10 years means you inherit their death as well as their life. The first person you steal 10 years from was set to die in a concrete mixer two days later. For some inexplicable reason, you suddenly find yourself suffocating and being crushed to a bloody pulp.

I wish I had 500 cast-iron pans for free without dying.

Granted, but they come alive and attack everyone you love instead, leaving you lonely and suicidal, but annoyingly immortal.

I wish I would have the best birthday EVA!

Granted. You get a birthday Eva Peron. Your birthday party is overrun by Argentinians, and you get completely forgotten.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

I wondered when someone would do that. Granted, you don't get long to enjoy your grand transformation as shortly after a dog eats you.

I wish people would stop stealing my hat.

Granted; now they are stealing your life savings.

I wish I could make myself be a vegetarian.

Granted, now all plant life dies out and you are left hungry and contemplating the collapse of the world as we know it.

I wish I had 2 extra hours in a day.