Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted; it works so well it grows a mind, and decides to eat you.

I wish I could infiltrate people's dreams.

Granted, You infiltrated one of your friends dream but it turns into a nightmare where a man is killing people.You have been hacked to death


I wish I had a 1 foot, normal, bright bue, balloon that alway will return to me

Granted, your balloon is bright bue (whatever that means) and whenever it comes back to you it tries to strangle you.

I wish I had a scimitar.

Granted, but you cut your hand off by accident.

I wish that people could just be honest with each other all the time without the awkward moments.

Granted: World war 3 has jus errupted because the leaders tell the truth to the other leaders


I wish I had a 2 inch, normal, pencil with an eraser, a few sheets of paper, and a sharpener

Granted, but the pencil is snapped in half, the eraser is missing, the paper is ripped and you just broke the sharpener.

I wish I didn't have a cold or a flu. x.x

Wish granted you no longer have the cold or the flu but you now have a nasty chest infection!

I wish I will have perfect study scores ( exam results) on all my school subjects new year.

Granted, the school board thinks you cheated (which you did, technically, by wishing for it) and you are expelled.

I wish I didn't have to drink from the "magical mornings" Tinkerbell coffeecup every morning.

Granted; you never drink from anything again, and die of dehydration.

I wish I could kick harder in soccer.

Granted, you kick so hard your shoe comes off...and your foot along with it.

I wish I had a hat made of steel.

Granted, but the person who owned it before you had both ebola and lice. Somehow you caught ebola from the hat as well as lice.

I wish the person below me would end up rich, published, and successful in life with the perfect marriage and group of friends, thus living the happy loving life they so desire.

Granted, but I die at 23.

I wish the person below me had a very long life, with many conflicts, and at the end of it had a much better understanding of humankind/life(you know what I mean)

Granted, but I have to suffer constant constipation for the rest of my life.

I wish the person below me died and never came back to life. Then died again when he/she was dead. Yeah.

Granted, and while I never come back to life, I come back as a dead spirit that haunts you until my second death.

I wish the person below me finds love.

Granted, but she's allergic to me.

I wish the person below me got swept into Oz.