Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but an evil sorcerer uses it to destroy all that is good in the world.

I wish I could instantly memorize any song I wanted to.

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish the weekend wasn't over.

Granted, you get Saturdays until the end of time and nothing gets done.

I wish I was here.

Granted: You are now in this site
"Ooooh, clicky,clicky."
*clicks you*

I wish I was immortal

Granted. Your soul is immortal, and so is everyone elses. You just keep getting reborn after you die.

I wish I had a moonbear to ride.

Granted, but his name is Desmond and his constant "How did I get here?" questions get on your nerves.

I wish charcoalspacewolfman had wished a wish of wishful wishes that I now have to wish I could corrupt.

Oh yeah...Granted, I wish I had a wishful fish of fishy wichness.

Granted. It's a giant fish and it eats you.

I wish I was a termite!

Granted, but I squish you.

I wish everyone could just not judge and be happy :3

Granted, nobody's judged at all and everyone's happy...from antidepressants, which makes everything psychedelic (dude) and the world falls into chaos because nobody knows what's right and wrong.

I wish I had a blue balloon with a loon and a buffoon on a dune on the moon whilst reading runes.

Granted, but so much rhyming crap makes the loon and buffoon run away with the balloon, leaving you on the moon dune with your runes, just as a falling meteoon crushes you.

I wish I had strained this tea before drinking it. Bleh.

Granted, you strained it so well, you ended up with water instead of tea

I wish my WriterFeed Pad would open!

Granted, it opens when you're not around and your computer messes with it.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted, you are caught and eaten. Fortunately, your tormentors allow you to choose the way they prepare you. Sushi or roast?

I wish this printer would start working NAO.