Corrupt a Wish [3]

Wish granted: The black cat was dyed white.

I wish that I could corrupt wishes in a... good way.

Granted, immorality is now good. (that's actually not a corruption, it is considered good)

I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

Granted. Now you'll never be surprised ever again.

I wish it were June 9th.

Granted: Now you are in the date June 9... one hundred billion years from now and it is the exact time of the destruction of the universe


I wish the I can talk to characters in a story

Granted, it turns out to be one of Poe's stories, or someone from the Divine Comedy.

I wish people didn't wish on this thread anymore.

Granted: But it starts up again next year.

I wish I was a being of darkness

Granted, but the light of the first street lamp you pass under kills you.

I wish I was a silver bullet in a gun in a shop in a town in the middle of the waste in the Northern Kingdom under the reign of Evil King Arquebus.

Granted, but then someone shoots the gun and misses, so you get stuck in the middle of the woods. Forever.

I wish that I didn't have to choose between the courses I want and the courses I need for next year....

Granted, now all of your courses are chosen for you. Have fun with all your advanced languages courses and wrestling.

I wish I found a huge dinosaur in the backyard.

Granted. You're now acquainted with the inside of the dinosaur's stomach.

I wish I could sleep instead of doing homework

Granted, you wake up a million years in the future; all your friends are dead, and you have an 11-foot beard.

I wish I could fix any machine perfectly.

charcoalspacewolfman wrote:I wish I found a huge dinosaur in the backyard.

RachaelElg wrote:Granted. You're now acquainted with the inside of the dinosaur's stomach.

Lost World of Jurassic Park, anyone?

Granted. Now you go around stealing other people's powers, calling yourself Sylar.

I wish I found a tiny dinosaur in my backyard.

Granted: But it keeps biting your legs.

I wish the world was square

Granted, but international trade gets really difficult when anyone at the sides and corners gets flung off into oblivion.

I wish I had a cup of cow juice.

Granted: But it tastes horrible

I wish Magic was real