Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted; now your brain is asleep, but the rest of your body somehow continues working, so you look like a complete idiot.

I wish my classes were not so infernally HARD.

Granted, but you're sent to the special-class.

I wish Team Pink would win at the end of the month! >:D

Granted. It would win, but nobody reviewed and it didn't.

I wish I can finish my schoolwork.

Granted. You finish it, but, on your way to school, a man puts a gun against your head and says, "Your homework or your life."

I wish I had an umbrella. It doesn't matter what condition it's in.

Granted, you get it but a homeless man knifes you in the street and steals it.

I wish I had chosen to give up my homework instead of my life.

Wish granted, but now you got no education in your head and have one too many kids from one woman too many.



I wish I could fly up high like a birdie.

Granted, but you hit another birdie and crash into the ground!

I wish I could have all the fun of school without any of the work!

Granted; but you become very stupid from lack of mental stimulation.

I wish I didn't have BLOODY ALLERGIES. *rubs eyes repeatedly*

Granted, but you have STUPID allergies ;P (see what I did there?)

I wish I could eat lost of chocolate without getting fat or dying!!

granted, but you live forever with chocolate as your only food. ^_^

I wish that I can wish this wish.

(You know, that doesn't sound bad at all :3)

Granted, you wished your wish and the wish was wished so now you have nothing to do because you made a pointless wish to wish a wish that you already wished.

I wish it stopped raining and started getting sunny

Granted, but it becomes almost unbearably hot.

I wish I had good grades...

Granted, but your allergies only get worse, because it develops into an allergy of good grades

I wish my crush would love me back <3

Granted, he loves you every minute of the day, until you get so tired of him you break up.

I wish this world we lived in was inside a box inside another box about to be crushed by an anvil dropped from a galactic cliff above the galactic whirlpool of certain doom.

Granted, but God reaches out and saves us. Then, as an afterthought, blots you out of existence with his thumb.

I wish I knew how to tie a tie.