Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted but it snows 5ft instead.

I wish a glass of water would appear in front of me.

Granted; a man in a bow tie comes along with it and charges you $20 to drink it.

I wish I wasn't pretty.

Granted, but you're so hideous that someone kills you and hides you under the floorboards.

I wish that my element in Azila's writing challenge wasn't "Under 500 words"

Granted. Now it is "Over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 words."

I wish I was right.

Granted, but you now have the irresistible compulsion to correct everybody all the time, and so are shunned from society since no one likes a know-it-all, and you are a know-it-all of epic proportions.

I wish I had a penguin.

Granted, but it goes back to the South Pole.

I wish I had a wife.

Granted; but she's one of those sledgehammer wives who drives you insane and you hate her.

I wish I hadn't corrupted my little brother by showing him Zombieland.

Granted, instead, you showed him Friday the Thirteenth.

I wish my little brother couldn't read.

Granted. Now you're brother is a hillbilly, as well as you and your entire family. None of you can read.

I wish I had a fire.

Kyllorac wrote:Granted, but you now have the irresistible compulsion to correct everybody all the time, and so are shunned from society since no one likes a know-it-all, and you are a know-it-all of epic proportions.

I already am that way.

Granted, but it burns you.

I wish I had a salve for charcoalspacewolfman's burns.

Granted but it gives her a rash.

I wish I had breakfast

Granted, but it's too late and you already starved to death.

I wish I had the power to grant wishes.

Granted but your wishes SUCK!

I wish review day would start already!!

Granted, but Team Bamboozle takes the lead! Mwahaha!

I wish I could be around for more of the Review Day.

Granted but you witness Team Pink surpass you! >:)

I wish my arm wasn't asleep.