Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but Wednesday is also Execution Night, and you're next.

I wish Stan had a mustache.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Granted, but it's not his, it's yours, which he tore from your cold dead lip after you were poisoned by the muskrat.

I wish I was the executioner and had a cool huge sword.
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Granted but it's used against you and you're killed.

I wish I wasn't lazy and actually got up to make dinner.
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe




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Granted, but you mistake rat poison for sugar and you all end up dead.

I wish I had my mustache back.
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Granted, but you're dead so you no longer have any use for it. It wasn't much of a mustache anyway.

I wish every rock in the world was smiling.
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Granted, but all the smiling made them hungry and they ate you.

I wish chocolate was healthy but still tasted like chocolate.
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Granted, but only if you eat it in tiny amounts.

I wish my toys really did come alive at night.
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Granted; but they're all creepy Chucky-like toys that kill you.

I wish I won't get sent to the dean's office tomorrow....
Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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Granted. You're expelled without warning.

I wish pigs could fly.
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Granted, but they're very ungainly and often run into people.

I wish I had a little sister who was kidnapped by gypsies.
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Granted, but they decided to take you too and sell you as a slave since your not much use to them.

I wish tomorrow would come faster.
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Granted, but tomorrow the world ends.

I wish I would live forever.
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George Orwell




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Granted, as a freak of nature you are subject to torment, ridicule and subpar food service.

I wish I could move stuff with my mind.
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Granted, as a freak of nature you are subject to torment, ridicule and sub-par food service.

I wish I had a balloon.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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(for the record, I DID get sent to the dean's; but they're letting me off the hook with a warning)


Granted, but it pops.

I wish the dean doesn't call my mum!!!!
Honey, you should see me in a crown.



May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death.
— An Unknown Bride, Leap Year