Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but the tie you tie strangles you to death.

I wish I had some blood money.
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Granted, but it turns out to be fake, and the person you killed comes back to haunt you.

I wish I had a Bamboo Fun tablet.
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Granted, but you accidentally choke yourself when you try to tie it your first time

I wish I had a bigger chance with my crush (no its not the same wish, its completley different!)
The last person to mess with me and my tigerness lost his face...and his COOKIES!




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Granted but he turns out to be a jerk who's not worth your time.

I wish I was better at Trig.
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Granted, but you spent so much time getting better at Trig that you failed every other class.

I wish my back would stop hurting!
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Granted, a cat bites your arm off and you no longer care about your back pain.

I wish I was in a different family.
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Granted but you move into a strict nun family.

I wish I could finish this song correctly on my flute! >.<
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Granted, but now it is the only song you can play.

I wish the snow would go away, because snow piles in May are not okay...!
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Granted, but it is replaced with softball-sized hail.

I wish our house was closer to town.
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Granted, but you tie it around your neck and choke.

I wish I had a laptop.
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With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Granted, but it's this one.

I wish I find a tribe of friendly chihuahuas in the middle of the desert.
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Granted, but they go crazy with dehydration and attack you.

I wish that I could get more sleep without being late for school/not going to school ^_^
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granted but it you will have to.... microwave it.

I wish that all people will be treated the same no mater what nationality they are. And mabey you can just lay back without being questioned. To put it together I wish that my freind would not have moved to Kuntucky because her dad is a different nationallity for a church. and because she had to go beacuse of her dads work, Thats what I wish.
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That's extremely sad, and I feel like a complete jerk for corrupting it. :(

Granted, but......you move with her! :D

I wish I did not have to go to bed.
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With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted. You die within four days from lack of sleep.

I wish the little black cat wasn't so skittish.
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"Cowards die many times before their deaths; but the valiant will never taste of death but once."
— Julius Caesar