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Jenthura
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:59 am
Jenthura says... · Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:59 am
Unfortunately, Bob the turnip farmer hits you over the head with a wrench.
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Emmzziee
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:53 am
Emmzziee says... · Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:53 am
Fortunately, the wrench is made out of sponge cake :)
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Pundit
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Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:44 pm
Pundit says... · Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:44 pm
Unfortunately, the recipe they used is disgusting.
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Kafkaescence
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Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:33 am
Kafkaescence says... · Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:33 am
Fortunately, Bob the Turnip Farmer eats it for you.
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Jas
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Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:34 am
Jas says... · Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:34 am
Unfortunately, he eats you after.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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Jenthura
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Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:08 pm
Jenthura says... · Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:08 pm
Fortunately, he dies of extreme stomach poisoning.
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Kafkaescence
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:13 am
Kafkaescence says... · Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:13 am
Unfortunately, time remembers it was supposed be being destroyed by oblivion.
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Pundit
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:38 pm
Pundit says... · Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:38 pm
Fortunately, time decides it doesn't like that idea and rebels.
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Kafkaescence
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:34 pm
Kafkaescence says... · Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:34 pm
Unfortunately, all it has is a screwdriver and a used toothbrush.
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Jenthura
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:11 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:11 pm
Fortunately, it's a magic used toothbrush..
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Pundit
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:50 pm
Pundit says... · Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:50 pm
Unfortunately, though it bestows great powers on the user, everyone who uses it will die.
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:26 pm
Kafkaescence says... · Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:26 pm
Fortunately, Time ate it. Things were simpler that way.
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Pundit
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Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:13 am
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:13 am
Unfortunately, the bristles rubbed against Time's teeth as it was swallowed, which qualifies as using it.
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Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:03 am
Kafkaescence says... · Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:03 am
Fortunately, there is no toothpaste on it, so it doesn't quite kill him.
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Pundit
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Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:41 pm
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:41 pm
Unfortunately he doesn't quite get the powers either.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
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