Corrupt a Wish 2

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Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:46 pm
Button says... · Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:46 pm
Granted, but you were cut off because you dropped your computer on your face, just like me. Or the monster from the Castle of Aaaaagh got you.

I wish that I knew where to buy fennel tea.




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Ranger Hawk
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:51 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:51 pm
Granted, but it's a sketchy place.

I wish I didn't have a cough anymore.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:23 am
Warrior Princess says... · Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:23 am
Granted; now you have three exam cats.

I wish this movie I'm watching wasn't so stupid.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Ranger Hawk
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:01 am
Ranger Hawk says... · Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:01 am
Agh!

Granted, but now you've just insulted a mob of fans of that movie, and they come to get you (I'm curious now, what movie is it? :P )

I wish people would stop giving me exam cats. >.<
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:14 am
Warrior Princess says... · Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:14 am
(The movie was "The Girl Next Door." And in my opinion it is the height of stupid.) :mrgreen:

Granted, but now they are giving you coughs.

I wish the entire world didn't exploit women.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:21 am
Button says... · Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:21 am
Granted, but now only a select few do, and those are all the world leaders.

I wish that I had more books in English.




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Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:27 am
Warrior Princess says... · Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:27 am
Granted, but then English is banned and the government confiscates all your English books and burns them and fines you $3 million.

I wish "Bohemian Rhapsody" made more sense. I mean, it's a totally epic song but it is almost incoherent.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:24 pm
Button says... · Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:24 pm
Granted, but then you are so full of awe that you have an aneurysm.

I wish that my converter for my laptop didn't buzz so loudly.




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:30 am
Razcoon says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:30 am
Granted. Now it makes a loud, high pitched sound that only you can here.

I wish my insomnia would let up...
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:26 pm
Pundit says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:26 pm
Granted, now you're in a coma.

I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to not have their wish corrupted.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:32 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:32 pm
Granted; this wish is now corrupted, thus something bad will happen.

I wish I could skip theology seminar for the rest of the semester.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:39 pm
Button says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:39 pm
: o!
Granted, but then you miss the class where they discover the question for the answer of 42.

I wish that I could find more music.




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:41 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:41 pm
Granted; it's horrible music.

I wish I knew what to wish for, or had a list of plausible wishes.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:42 pm
Button says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:42 pm
Granted, but then they're all corrupted. >:)

I wish that I could find GOOD music. That I like.




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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:48 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:48 pm
Granted; you're now in competition with myself and Nightshade for the best music.
Also, try Okkervil River, The Dresden Dolls, and Bright Eyes.

I wish I had pizza.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.



That's how we should measure our lives. Not in distance traveled, or time passed, or worlds conquered, but in moments... and the rush of joy—of grace—that exists within them.
— Megatron (Lost Light, by Roberts, Lawrence, Lafuente)