Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but you were cut off because you dropped your computer on your face, just like me. Or the monster from the Castle of Aaaaagh got you.

I wish that I knew where to buy fennel tea.

Granted, but it's a sketchy place.

I wish I didn't have a cough anymore.

Granted; now you have three exam cats.

I wish this movie I'm watching wasn't so stupid.

Agh!

Granted, but now you've just insulted a mob of fans of that movie, and they come to get you (I'm curious now, what movie is it? )

I wish people would stop giving me exam cats. >.<

(The movie was "The Girl Next Door." And in my opinion it is the height of stupid.)

Granted, but now they are giving you coughs.

I wish the entire world didn't exploit women.

Granted, but now only a select few do, and those are all the world leaders.

I wish that I had more books in English.

Granted, but then English is banned and the government confiscates all your English books and burns them and fines you $3 million.

I wish "Bohemian Rhapsody" made more sense. I mean, it's a totally epic song but it is almost incoherent.

Granted, but then you are so full of awe that you have an aneurysm.

I wish that my converter for my laptop didn't buzz so loudly.

Granted. Now it makes a loud, high pitched sound that only you can here.

I wish my insomnia would let up...

Granted, now you're in a coma.

I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to not have their wish corrupted.

Granted; this wish is now corrupted, thus something bad will happen.

I wish I could skip theology seminar for the rest of the semester.

: o!
Granted, but then you miss the class where they discover the question for the answer of 42.

I wish that I could find more music.

Granted; it's horrible music.

I wish I knew what to wish for, or had a list of plausible wishes.

Granted, but then they're all corrupted. >:)

I wish that I could find GOOD music. That I like.

Granted; you're now in competition with myself and Nightshade for the best music.
Also, try Okkervil River, The Dresden Dolls, and Bright Eyes.

I wish I had pizza.