Corrupt a Wish 2

Dresden Dolls! <3

Granted, but it's Czech and barely counts as pizza. It's primarily grease and sauce.

I wish that I could remember to turn on the heater when I get home.
(THAT'S why it's so cold!)

Granted; it shorts out.

I wish I had Chicago pizza. >.>

Granted, but it's covered in a rather thick layer of mold. Yum.

I wish that the sequel to my favorite book was out already. >.<

Yeah, but now you can't read it. Ever.



I wish weekends were Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

Granted, but now you learn a whole lot less because of the shorter school week and therefore cannot get into college.

I wish I had longer to do this project.

Granted, but you procrasinate and never do it anyways.

I wish that I understood physics. And could memorize formulas.

Granted, but now you understand, nothing else. Including your own name.

I wish I could make a 100 on this history test.

D:
Granted, but it's out of 1.00 X 10^9 points.

I wish that American curriculum schools allowed you to specialize what you study earlier.

(Some are already doing that)
Granted; you're not allowed to change your studies. Ever.

I wish I could finish this post for SPEW x.x

Granted; you can, but you don't.
And I feel stupid... what is SPEW?

I wish that I didn't feel like such an idiot when it comes to, well... ANY type of science.

Granted; now you don't feel like it but you still are.

I wish the guy sitting next to me wasn't distractingly cute.

Ouch!

Granted, but now he's distractingly stinky.

I wish that I could go in a submarine. A yellow one.

You get to go underwater, but it's in a boat. Without a top. That's puke green.


I wish i was a superhero. (My sister is wearing her batgirl shirt.)

Granted, but now you've got a bunch of crazy villains to fight.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but now you can't sleep for the next twelve days.

I wish that I was a morning person.