Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now you must all be mauled by women and eat only candy.

I wish that my TMJ could go away so I could properly sing again.




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Granted, but it comes back with a wife and seven kids. It's now eight times worse.

I wish that I was in the mood for constructive criticism. (I took one look at my novel chapter review, and immediately got pissed off because there was so much wrong with it. :) )
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Granted, but you get no new critiques. XP

I wish that I could finish my novel, get it published, and have it sell well all in the next six years! (Hah, try to corrupt THAT! Yeah, you'll find a way, I'm sure...)
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Granted, but that's the only novel that publishes and sells that well; the rest that you write fall into oblivion.

I wish I this annoying music would stop.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

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Granted: it's replaced by Justin Bieber.

I wish that my hand's swelling would go down. >.<




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Granted; now your stomach is swelling because you're pregnant.

I wish there was something worthwhile on TV right now.
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Granted, but it turns off as soon as you find it and the bad TV continues...

I wish that I could write something right now... >_<
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Granted, but then you accidentally erase the whole thing.

I wish the media wasn't so obsessed with the thing that starts with "s" and ends with "x."
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but then all shoeboxes, sandboxes, saxes, and spandex are gone as well. And the media isn't any fun without the occasional spandex article, amiright? ;)

I wish that I could've have fallen asleep for a few more hours.




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Granted, but you take it while crossing a street, and wake up in a hospital.

I wish I had a much more efficient photo editing program.
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Granted, but it gains sentience through the night, and attacks you through your computer.

I wish that I could stop accidentally hurting myself.




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Aw. I don't want to corrupt that! :(

Ah well. Granted, but now you accidentally hurt me.

I wish my 13-year-old friend would stop sobbing to me that her heart is broken every single time a boy breaks up with her or won't go out with her. :3
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now you're doing it. Sorry.

I wish that I could meet Weezer (or just Rivers Cuomo).




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Granted, but they're jerks and smell like garlic.

I wish "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" had never been made. The first one was all right, but a sequel?
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Granted. The first one wasn't made either. I have no idea what that is, and don't think I want to.

I wish that Supernatural would stop freezing on me. D:



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