Corrupt a Wish 2

<3 Supernatural!!! *fangirl*

Granted, but now the next season is canceled.

I wish I could watch Supernatural right now.

D:
Granted, but it keeps freezing.

I wish that I could have music running my favorite music through my head all day without a ridiculously expensive little machine. And, it would only play at will.

Granted, but it plays your favorite song and only your favorite song until you die from boredom.

EDIT: Gah, I can't believe I forgot to post a wish!

I wish I could control time so that I could curl up with tea and a book whenever I wanted.

Granted; you just broke time because of your irresponsibility.

I wish I could control time so I could kick back with Earl Grey and a book whenever I wanted.

Granted, but your Earl Grey tastes terribly.

I wish that crazy people would leave me alone instead of getting mad at me for not being totally fluent in Czech. D:

Granted; now there are crazy people don't leave you alone for being fluent in English.

I wish I could magically improve my haiku/senryu skills.

Granted, but now everyone is too afraid to read them because their awesomeness is overwhelming.

I wish that I could write at least a semblance of decent prose.

Granted, but now everyone is too afraid to read your prose because of its sheer awesomeness.

I wish a certain Steampunkoneia would storybook with other people.

Granted, but she's terrible at it, which is why she avoided it before. (She's considered it in the past)

I wish that I knew this certain Steampunkoneia.

Granted; you're now schizophrenic.

I wish she would get over it by the time I post this new concept SB about alien-human symbiosis.

(Holy cow-- I've tried to write a book on that in the past!)

Granted, but then she fails at it miserably, as she did in the past. And she takes up a bunch of the characters because she's schizophrenic.

I wish that I had more Nerds. They're freakin' delicious and are disappearing too quickly in a country that doesn't sell them.

Granted; you're a cannibal.

I wish I had candy nerds, as I suddenly have a craving.

Granted, but they suddenly turn into people as you bite down on them.

I wish that dishes could clean themselves. And not dominate the world with their newly found sentience.

Granted; they dominate your home with their newly-found sentience, not knowing that a conquerable world awaits them outside.

I wish I didn't have to leave right n--