Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted; they put you to shame.

I wish I had my degree already. -_-

Granted, but now you want another one.

I wish I had my diploma already.

Granted; now you want many degrees. x]

I wish this happy feeling would stay.

Granted, but... then it isn't as significant because it's so commonplace.

I wish that my watch wasn't broken. :L

Granted; now you're time-stressed.

I wish I could become significant.

Granted, but it's overrated.

I wish I could go camping in the mountains (not covered in snow).

Granted; it's covered in lava.

I wish I was better at writing Senyru poetry.

D:
Granted, but then you blow the world's mind with your senyru capabilities.

I wish that the sky could be green instead of this boring gray-with-some-occasional-blue.

Granted; the weather gets nastier in reply.

I wish I could sleep. AGAIN.

D:
Granted, but then you have nightmares.

I wish that I could write haiku.

(I just realized that I misspelled it on your wall post, -_-)
Granted; you lose your ability to write everything else. Except for your name.

I wish that my dinosaur avatar wasn't so happy all the time.

Goodness! What's with all the dinos here?

Granted, now he is so angry he scares away all the reviewers.

I wish somebody not-dino-ish would post after me.

Granted, but--oh, wait...yeah. Corrupted.

I wish this kidney stone would stop hurting me. x.x

DX
Granted, but now your feet are made of marshmallows.

I wish that people weren't so creepy on the trams.

Granted. They all get off the trams, and follow you around being creepy.

I wish I didn't have to do cross-country without a jumper tomorrow.