Corrupt a Wish 2

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(TOTALLY JEALOUS XD )
Granted, but it's a laaame soundtrack. With songs by Justin Beiber.

I wish that The Three Musketeers would hurry up and come out already. :D
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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AHHHHH.
Granted, but it's awful. Awfully, awfully, awful.


I wish that I could lick my elbow.




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Granted, but you discover that people don't lick their elbows for a very good reason...they taste very bad.

I wish I didn't forget to take my medicine every day.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but it's gross tasting.

I wish that I could have a GOOD soundtrack playing in my head all day.




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Granted, but then your mental radio gets stuck on a station you hate.

I wish....I just wish.
She/they pronouns.
Pex lives.




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Granted, but then I come along and corrupt this abstract wish with something truly horrible.

I wish I could get a big, fat A on this research paper that I have made so many sacrifices for.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but you have to make double the sacrifices.

I wish that I didn't have TMJ.




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Granted; now you have carpal tunnel. Like me.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted: now you have TMJ.

I wish that I didn't have Czech class today. Or tomorrow. Or... ever.




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Granted; you must now take a class on the dissection of Charles Dickens' Great Expectation.

I wish I had more Nerds.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but they're somehow mushy.

I wish they had non-mushy Nerds in this country D:




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Granted; they are hard as rocks.

I wish I would win this Cuddles contest. >.>
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but your username gets changed anyways.

I wish that I could play the accordion and tapdance simultaneously.




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Granted; you trip and fall on your A-flat key.

I wish my roommate would shut up. -_-
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but now he's learning opera.

I wish that trees were better dancers.



Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it’s the answer to everything. It’s the streaming reason for living. To note, to pin down, to build up, to create, to be astonished at nothing, to cherish the oddities, to let nothing go down the drain, to make something, to make a great flower out of life, even if it’s a cactus.
— Enid Bagnold