Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but you end up losing the bookbag.

I wish my friend never moved

Warrior Princess wrote:Granted, but now it's the only show that's ever on so no one can ever watch anything else.

I wish my novel could be published.

Actually, I'd be fine with that xD

Granted, but YOU did.

You were supposed to wish for something!! X( Eh.

I wish I could sell these thrice-blasted fundraiser tickets for drama club.

Granted, but the only person who buys them is the most embarrasing person in your family, and they buy them all.

I wish Jesus/God would stop stalking people(seriously, He is like the worst example of relationship abuse ever)

By people I'm going to assume you mean everyone else.

Granted, but he starts stalking YOU.

I wish I didn't have two pointless novels on here.*

*Reason: I wasn't serious. It was "Ooo, look you can do novels, I'm going to do one!"

Granted, but now you have two pointless poems.

I wish that I find a boyfriend

Granted, but now you have two pointless poems.

I wish that I find a boyfriend

Aren't 97.4% of poems pointless?

And granted, but unfortunately he breaks up with you the very next day. (Man, I feel so mean doing this!!) XP

Ha! I get to get back at you, WP! You forgot to make a wish! IN Yaw FACE!

I wish I wasn't so super-blindingly awesome that I cause my friends to go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. XD

Granted, but you go blind because of your underexposure to their pure failness

I wish I studied for that math test... -sigh-

Ha! I get to get back at you, WP! You forgot to make a wish! IN Yaw FACE!

Touche. (Did I even spell that right?)

Graneted, but now you did all that studying and you still make a terrible grade.

I wish I had blue eyes.

Granted, but now you have three.

I wish no one had ever invented God, or the bible.

D:
Granted, but now the world and everything in it no longer exists because He didn't make them!

I wish Christmas break would come sooner.

Granted, but now you don't get summer vacation.

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish for things. XD

I WISH I COULD MEET STEVEN TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (For those of you who don't know, he's the lead singer of Aerosmith, Liv Tyler's dad, soon to be American Idol Judge, and here's a picture of him and the band...

Spoiler

http://www.rocksins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aerosmith.jpg

. And if you ever want to watch a video of them, these are some good ones to watch...

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Qd9VR1gD8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTOGVb_cQg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A

I realize you guys may not care about this stuff, but I just figured I'd give it to you anyway. Hahaha