Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but it's by that really disgusting dude down the street.

I wish...That some really hot, genuine and loving guy would join my school and show intrest in me!

Granted, but he shows more interest in that hot but really evil girl whom you hate.

I wish my bedroom rug was a magic carpet.

Granted, but it was a used magic carpet so it was covered in bird poop.

I wish that I could go on a 1,000 shopping spree.

Granted, but the only items you're allowed to spend it on are toilet paper and cough medicine.

I wish that the ending of "Mockingjay" wasn't so depressing.

Granted, but after it's not depressing, I use my magic fairy wand and make it more depressing than it originally was.

I wish the world could have a National Writing Day where we would just do Writing at school, for an hour and a half then we could come home and write

Granted, but the rest of the world *sniffs disdainly* hates writing, and they track you down for forcing such an unwanted exercise on them.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but it's a rotten fish.

I wish it wasn't snowing.

Granted, but now it is raining.

I wish that the people that like me wouldn't all like me at once.

Granted, but now only one likes you obsessively and everyone else hates your guts

I wish I had a big chocolate cake.

Granted, but its giant and you had to throw most away.

I wish the guy I like, likes me back...

Granted, but then he dies.

I wish to make it to the finals in the theatre competition I will be participating in this Saturday (yikes!).

Granted. You run onto the stage in the middle of the finals, but you aren't supposed to be part of them, and you are thrown out of the theater/auditorium.

Oooh... I don't want that wish to be corrupted... I wish people wouldn't wish things that shouldn't be wished, like wishing for Mockingjay to be less depressing(It's not supposed to not be depressing. If it wasn't supposed to be depressing, then she wouldn't have had so many people die, in which case there wouldn't have been any real plot, and she probably wouldn't have written it.)

Granted, but now people only wish for things that SHOULD be wished, and so no one is operating under their own free will.

I wish my internet was faster! XP

Granted, but now it is too fast, and you cant see or do anytyhing.

I wish that I can complete NaNoWriMo

Granted, but now you can't complete breakfast.

I wish I knew what NaNoWriMo was. XD