Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now you are forced to do it. 'Nuff said. :D

I wish I had all the knowledge of the world in a single CD.
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Granted, but then the CD breaks and all that knowledge is GONE.

I wish I weren't having such a boring Halloween!
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now you will have a boring Christmas

I wish, um, that I could get some more gum.
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Granted, but you blow a giant bubble and it pops on your face and takes hours to get off. XD

I wish people wouldn't hate me because I'm smart.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now you're stupid and everyone hates you for not being smart.

I wish I could stop time whenever I want.
If you have built castles in the air your work need not be lost;that is where they should be .Now just put the foundations under them.




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Granted, but now you've over used it and you're stuck in time.

I wish that my english teacher will not make me do my speech, and make me write lots of essays, along with NaNoWriMo
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Granted, but you write so many essays and speeches that you eventually end up with carpal tunnel and your hands fall off.


I wish my English teacher wasn't dumber than dirt. (Okay, she's not dumber than dirt. She and dirt actually have the same IQ.)
Never forget who you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.




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Granted, but now she is so smart you never have any idea what she is talking about.

I wish I knew how to break up with someone without hurting their feelings....
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but they don't. You go home crying.

I wish nuclear physics were never developed.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Granted, but, as a result, WWII is still going on and Japan is winning.

I wish people would always look before they leap.
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Granted, but they lack the intelligence to refrain from leaping even after they've looked. *SPLAT*

I wish the food at my school wasn't so disgusting. . . .
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now that it's good everyone eats it before you get there.

I wish that me and him didnt break up...
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted, but now he spends all his time with someother girl and not you.

I wish that I could get straight A's.
Noelle is the name, reviewing and writing cliffhangers is the game.

Writer of fantasy, action/adventure, and magic. Huzzah!

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Granted but now all you have time to do is study and you hate it.

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted, but now you are chronically depressed.

I wish I could party all night long. XD
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



Love is not an emotion. Love is a promise.
— 12th Doctor