Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but now you can never sleep.

I wish that I could write freely whenever I wanted and it would always be good.

Granted, but then you're always losing the manuscript.

I wish the Soprano II part on my choral audition piece wasn't so freakin HIGH. XP

Granted (and this was obvious) it's now super LOW, like two octaves below human capabilities.

I wish I could scream sonic-ally.

Granted, but the sound is so loud it busts your eardrums wide open and you are deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish my brother wasn't so in love with himself. XD

Granted, but now he's in love with you.

I wish I could understand why I just said that. ^

Granted, but now you understand every single thing in the universe, including things you wish you didn't understand.

I wish my family wasn't so poor.

Granted but now all the families are poor.

I wish I could get myself to stop singing Numa numa.

Granted, but now you sing the song that's on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves.

I wish I were dead. (Corrupt that sucka!)

Alright. Granted. But you become a zombie and eat everyone you love.
I wish they would put ALF back on the air.

Granted, but now he's everywhere.

I wish I could stop coughing

Granted, but now you can't stop sneezing. (Duh!)

I wish my weekends weren't so LAME.

Granted, but now they're super exciting and everyone hates you for it.

I wish that I can get the adorable puppy on the RSPCA website.
http://www.spcacanterbury.org.nz/index.php?page=ben Isn't he cute?

Granted, but then he gets bitten by the Flyers-zombie and turns into a made zombie dog that eats you.

Alright. Granted. But you become a zombie and eat everyone you love.
I wish they would put ALF back on the air.

When you said that, Purple, I thought, I know what I'm gonna wish for!

I wish Code Lyoko would come back on air:!:

Granted, but now it's the only show that's ever on so no one can ever watch anything else.

I wish my novel could be published.

Granted. But there's a glitch with the printer and it's published in a language that no one in the world has spoken for 688,283 years. And they refuse to print it in english now.
I wish I didn't give away my favorite purple book bag.