Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but then you get smallpox and terrible acne and your face is covered with digusting blisters

I wish I was a better writer

Granted, but now everyone thinks too much of you and you are writing so much that it's sickening.

I wish I could explain my ideas better.

What? I don't understand that last wish, icanbefixed.
Hehe, just kidding.

Granted, but you turn out to be such a genius at ideas that you turn into a super-nerd at school and all the popular kids ignore you and the bullies pick on you to do their homework and the dork kids want you to join their chess community.

I wish the 'Ban the user above you' thread on YWS came back to life.

Granted, but the Moms of the YWS writers banded together to put a stop to it, and now it has been assasinated. After all, its not nice to Ban. xD

Mr. Realms wishes that you could give people the gift of "virtual coal" for Christmas on this site. lol.... ^-^

Granted, but when everybody opens their virtual giftboxes on Christmas and finds nothing but coal, they'll attack Mr. Realms with virtual pogo-sticks and nerf-guns.

I wish intergalactic aliens came to Earth, solely for the purpose of furthering peace and happiness.

Granted, but they aren't able to.

I wish my cold would go away quicker.

Granted but then it comes back, double-fore and you have pneumonia.

I wish somebody would turn on the microwave Hawkie is chillin' out in.

(Love the avvie, Hawk)

Granted, but then he over-cooks like one of those gremlins, in the movie of the same name.

I wish facebook would go back to they're old style.

Granted, but then the people who like the new style will go crazy and hunt you down.

I wish LittlePetRock would get peoples' genders right.

Granted, everbody's except yours.

I wish I knew what a LittlePetRock was.

Granted, he explains it to you just before he kills you. xD

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

I find it amusing that Grin referred to LittlePetRock as a "he"...

Granted, but now you'll never fall asleep, no matter how tired you are.

I wish I didn't have a chemistry exam next week.

granted but you will have it tomorrow

i wish they make more Die hard films!

Granted, but the main character (What's his name? The bald guy?) dies in a stunt scene. :O

I wish I knew how to play any musical instrument extremely well, like, without having to practice.

Granted but then you can never stop playing said instruments and you spend the rest of your life playing music.


I wish there was world peace.