Corrupt a Wish 2

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VeraWinters
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Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:57 pm
VeraWinters says... · Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:57 pm
Granted but you are also incredibly shallow and self centered which makes it immposible for you to get a job so you are thrown onto the streets and eventully die of starvation.

I wish that my hair had perfect blond ringlets.
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Lucinda
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Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:10 am
Lucinda says... · Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:10 am
Granted, but it gets incredibly tangled and is a mess to take care of.

I wish that Disney was better, these days.
The history of the world
My pet
Is learn forgiveness
And try to forget!
-Sweeney Todd

I'm a damsel...
I'm in distress...
I can handle it.
Have a nice day.
-Hercules

Masquerade!
Paper faces on parade
Masquerade
Hide your face so the world can never find you.
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foxfire
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Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:45 am
foxfire says... · Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:45 am
granted but when you tried to go near one, a whole army of bees attacked you

i wish i can beat the school bully
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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iceprincess
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:06 pm
iceprincess says... · Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:06 pm
Granted, but you will get kicked out of your school.

I wish I could fly. :D
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.





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TexanWriter
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Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:52 pm
TexanWriter says... · Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:52 pm
Granted, but you get sucked into a jet turbine.

I wish I had a steampunk costume that looked good on me.
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Chirantha
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:55 am
Chirantha says... · Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:55 am
Granted, but when you brought it home, it won't fit you.

I wish the school holidays went longer.
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
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Ellyphant
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:11 pm
Ellyphant says... · Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:11 pm
Granted, but you get year round school.

I wish that there was a robot called Best Friend that could do anything, even fly!
You're more than wonderful
More than amazing
The irreplaceable
Love of my life
You're so incredible
In these arms tonight
The irreplaceable
Love of my life

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Lauren2010
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:40 pm
Lauren2010 says... · Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:40 pm
Granted, but even though the robots name is Best Friend it is incredibly evil and burns down your houss.

I wish that my mouth would stop hurting.
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Evi
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:39 am
Evi says... · Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:39 am
Granted. Now your mouth is the only part of your body that doesn't hurt.

I wish I could do the splits.
"Let's eat, Grandma!" as opposed to "Let's eat Grandma!": punctuation saves lives.




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Jenthura
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:19 am
Jenthura says... · Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:19 am
Granted, but you end up a cripple for life, the splits being the only movement you're capable of.

I wish the characters from the Lord of The Rings trilogy came to life.
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Light_Devil!
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:56 am
Light_Devil! says... · Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:56 am
Granted, but the orcs find you and mistake you for Frodo and end up killing you.

I wish tommorow was today or vice versa.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Jenthura
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:09 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:09 pm
Granted, but you can never tell which is which and end up OCD in a straight-jacket.

I wish we all had only three toes for each foot.
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Light_Devil!
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:14 pm
Light_Devil! says... · Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:14 pm
Granted, but then the homo sapiens balance is ruined and we are forced to walk on all fours.

I wish a boiling kettle didn't take so goddamn long. :P
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Ruth
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:23 pm
Ruth says... · Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:23 pm
Granted, but you don't realise it's done already and you scald yourself.

I wish the world was square.
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She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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Jenthura
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Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:07 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:07 pm
Granted, but the abnormal causes interferences with the magnetic pulses from the sun's rays, ultimately bringing the doom of 2012 before its time.

I wish my eyes didn't hurt.

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By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.
— Winston Churchill