Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted. It's bigger, but it no longer works.

I wish I could write poetry like I used to.
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted. You now write poetry like you did when you were three years old.

I wish my novel would edit itself so that I didn't have to do it.
"Let's eat, Grandma!" as opposed to "Let's eat Grandma!": punctuation saves lives.




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granted. your novel now is edited, and completely changed.

i wish i could write songs like anthony keidis




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Granted, but Anthony Keidis begins writing songs that sound like they were written in first grade.

I wish my writing was better.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
-Ernest Hemingway




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Granted, but your computer melted and all of your files are gone.

I wish I could fly.
“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” Anton Chekhov




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Granted, but in order to do so, you turn into a mosquito permanently.

I wish that I owned the Library of Congress.
#TNT

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost

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Granted, but as soon as anyone touches the books, the will crumble to a dust.

I wish gravity was half what it is now.
I am a traveler coming to a crossroads
Searching for a signpost
But realizing there isn't one.

I am baby bird in the nest
Eager to taste the freedom of the skies
But afraid to jump




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Granted, but now I didn't get that wish and everyone's head explodes.

I wish I had a bag of RingPops right now.
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

~Papa Doorbell




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Granted, but your icky brother has licked each one, already.

I wish I had my own private island.
Formerly known as Vivacious.

Full of Cliches:a challenge to see who can write a piece with the most cliches.




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Granted, but said island is so small it can't even fit a toddler.

I wish I had a cat.
Why do I keep having this scary nightmare...The one where I went mad and killed you with my own hands.

-Loyal AS fan-




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Granted, but you become allergic and your mother refuses to let you keep it.

I wish that I didn't have a maths test tomorrow.




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Granted. You have a physics test.

I wish I could find my guitar capo >.<
I have an idea about these voices I hear
They're audible to everyone
Everyone but me




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granted, but its broken

i wish johnny cash was alive again




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Granted, but you have to give your life for him to live again

I wish I had chinese food. (:
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!

~A Very Potter Musical - Dumbledore




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^Granted, it's cat.

I wish for a Hummer-limousine full of beautiful women.
Semper Fidelis

"If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically. "

-Jean-Paul Sartre



It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another.
— JRR Tolkien