Corrupt a Wish 2

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thunder_dude7
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:24 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:24 pm
Granted, but they drop it on you when they deliver it.

I wish that there would machines that put everything we learn in school permenantly into our minds and that they would never break, malfnction, ect.




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inkdragon
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:35 pm
inkdragon says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:35 pm
Granted. Said machine doesn't break or malfunction, but it does turn you into a mindless zombie.

I wish that they didn't force people to take a math class.
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Sleeping Valor
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:37 pm
Sleeping Valor says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:37 pm
Granted, but all of your classes are changed to have a mathematical aspect!
I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.

And apparently I also write a blog.




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MadHatter
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 pm
MadHatter says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 pm
Hm...going to make a wish for me to corrupt? No...then here I go.

I wish I wasn't in an all jock gym class...
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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Sleeping Valor
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:47 pm
Sleeping Valor says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:47 pm
Granted! A new student who is a creepy stalker joins your gym class. And he's stalking you.

I wish I was a vampire.
I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.

And apparently I also write a blog.




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thunder_dude7
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:29 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:29 pm
Granted, but villagers don't like you and stab you with silver stakes.

I wish that The Elements will become a huge hit and I won't need a job besides writing.




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Sleeping Valor
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:47 pm
Sleeping Valor says... · Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:47 pm
Granted. But you accidentally sell the movie rights and they absolutely ruin The Elements forever.

I wish that the next person doesn't corrupt this wish.

I wonder if there's a way around this one?
I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.

And apparently I also write a blog.




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thunder_dude7
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:45 am
thunder_dude7 says... · Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:45 am
Granted, I'll ignore it instead.

I wish that I had better work etic and got my work done and did all of it well and turned it in and got As on all of it.




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Sleeping Valor
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:50 am
Sleeping Valor says... · Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:50 am
Wish granted: you're the perfect student. You also no longer have a social life, friends and the first number on your speed dial is your math teacher.

I wish I could turn invisible.
I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.

And apparently I also write a blog.




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Blue Fairy
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:59 pm
Blue Fairy says... · Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:59 pm
granted but then you can't turn back and everyone forgets about you.


I wish I could find my multicoloured socks.
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MadHatter
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:46 pm
MadHatter says... · Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:46 pm
Granted, but when you find it it's moldy and slimy with a frog living in it and no way to fix it.

I wish I had my own personal room filled with Monsters (It's an energy drink)
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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thunder_dude7
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:26 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:26 pm
Granted! You drink it all in 5 minutes and end up getting a huge crash later, and you miss 2 weeks a school. This ruins your GPA and you drop out of school.

I wish I had a loyal, well behaved, and housebroken German Sheperd(the dog).




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MadHatter
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:37 pm
MadHatter says... · Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:37 pm
Granted but it runs away

I wish I had a Monster (energy drink) machine that wouldn't give me too much, but enough to keep me awake.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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Ten Sweet Bliss
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:40 pm
Ten Sweet Bliss says... · Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:40 pm
Granted, but you had to sell your soul in return.

I wish I could bump my ideas for stories off Frank Iero.
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MadHatter
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:44 pm
MadHatter says... · Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:44 pm
Granted but you bump them the wrong way and everyone hates them

I wish I had never cut myself.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears



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