Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but they drop it on you when they deliver it.

I wish that there would machines that put everything we learn in school permenantly into our minds and that they would never break, malfnction, ect.

Granted. Said machine doesn't break or malfunction, but it does turn you into a mindless zombie.

I wish that they didn't force people to take a math class.

Granted, but all of your classes are changed to have a mathematical aspect!

Hm...going to make a wish for me to corrupt? No...then here I go.

I wish I wasn't in an all jock gym class...

Granted! A new student who is a creepy stalker joins your gym class. And he's stalking you.

I wish I was a vampire.

Granted, but villagers don't like you and stab you with silver stakes.

I wish that The Elements will become a huge hit and I won't need a job besides writing.

Granted. But you accidentally sell the movie rights and they absolutely ruin The Elements forever.

I wish that the next person doesn't corrupt this wish.

I wonder if there's a way around this one?

Granted, I'll ignore it instead.

I wish that I had better work etic and got my work done and did all of it well and turned it in and got As on all of it.

Wish granted: you're the perfect student. You also no longer have a social life, friends and the first number on your speed dial is your math teacher.

I wish I could turn invisible.

granted but then you can't turn back and everyone forgets about you.


I wish I could find my multicoloured socks.

Granted, but when you find it it's moldy and slimy with a frog living in it and no way to fix it.

I wish I had my own personal room filled with Monsters (It's an energy drink)

Granted! You drink it all in 5 minutes and end up getting a huge crash later, and you miss 2 weeks a school. This ruins your GPA and you drop out of school.

I wish I had a loyal, well behaved, and housebroken German Sheperd(the dog).

Granted but it runs away

I wish I had a Monster (energy drink) machine that wouldn't give me too much, but enough to keep me awake.

Granted, but you had to sell your soul in return.

I wish I could bump my ideas for stories off Frank Iero.

Granted but you bump them the wrong way and everyone hates them

I wish I had never cut myself.