Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but she dies.

I wish I finally could find someone who "like likes" me. (Pardon the terrible word choice but that's the only one I could think of )

Granted but she dies

I wish we had a cure for MS(Multiple Sclerosis)

Um (what is that?Should I know what it is? guess that's what the internet is for...)

Granted, but the cure backfires and turns everyone into mutants (Just like in 'I am Legend')

I wish my mom didn't have such a terrible love life (few truly get what i'm saying, and my parents are divorced, so it is no affaire.)

((It's the disease that killed my uncle WHY MUST CANCER GET ALL THe ATTENTION!!!111one))

Granted! She gets remarried to a man who you hate and stays with him forever.

I wish i had better grades.

Granted but then your teacher thinks your brilliant and sends you off to The School for the Gifted and you never come back.

I wish my Ancient Greece essay would finish it's self.

Granted but you get an F

I wish I had a domestic ferret as a pet.

Granted but it dies.

I wish my English teacher wasn't such a...a...female dog

Granted but she dies.

I wish I could transform into an eagle(Which is prtected by the Endangered Species Act ) AND turn back into me.

Granted but something goes wrong when you're trying to change so now you're half eagle, half person.

I wish that I could think of a wish to put down.

Granted but you can't wish for it.

I wish I could go on with life as it is now, but without forced camping trips.

Granted, they aren't forced, but you are logicked into it.


I wish it was 80 degrees here.

Granted, but the humidity makes it feel like 140.

I wish I actually had good friends who respected me and I have fun hanging out with.

Granted, but they're mutant ailiens who want to take over the earth.

I wish I could find something I wanted to eat for dinner.

Granted but it is poisenous and you die.

I wish people weren't such huge jerks.

(I'm sorry about ur uncle thunder_dude. Your not having a good day are you?- looking at ur wishes)

I'm sorry that I'm corrupting the wish....

Granted! Since everyone is a little bit of a jerk inside, then everyone disappears. POOF! So now your the last person on earth and you go insane.

i wish I wasn't getting the terrible nightmares I have been having lately....