Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but rather than cutting yourself, you missed and slashed the computer - which blew up and that caused a random power surge, knocking out the grid. Within the confusion, an old lady tripped over her cat and busted her ankle.

I wish that I was given a Valentine's card yesterday

Granted, The person who sent you one was a psychopathic murder and the card had a heart on it, a real heart that spilled blood all over you which made you look like the murderer.

I wish I had a nicer english teacher

Granted. Your english teacher is VERY nice.... to everyone but you.

I wish I could write a poem that people like.

Granted, but they like it so much that they soon hate it.

I wish I had telekinesis so no one would pick on me anymore

You do but it blows up your brain. No one picks on you anymore because you're buried...

I wish that I could come up with a good idea for a novel!

Granted. But then you forget it, and you kick yourself for the rest of your life for losing it.

I wish I had a hobbit hole to live in.

Granted, but you're forced to clip Gandalf's toenails.

I wish I lived next door to Avenged Sevenfold.

Granted but you're in the country and every house is five miles apart


I wish that I could get emancipated (legally divorced from my parents)

Granted, but you are unable to sign the legal documents due to frostbite.

I wish James McAvoy lived in my attic.

Granted, but he locks himself in there so you can never see him.

I wish I were a ninja.

Granted, but you're hunted down by the law and thrown in jail to rot.

I wish I had one of the ultra thin Mac's (laptop)

granted but it doesn't work


I wish I had my own digital camera

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a perfectly functioning Mac Air that no one wanted to steal or break and that was un-breakable.

Granted, but you don't know how to turn it on

I wish there wasn't school tomorrow.

Granted but instead you must perform eight grueling hours of intense running.

I wish they made a Halo 4 game...