Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but your dog chews up all your favorite books and drools on your pillow.

I wish that I could go see "Wicked" on Broadway RIGHT NOW!

Granted but the theater blows up

I wish my hands would stop sweating so much

Granted. Now your hands are dry, but the rest of your body is sweaty.

I wish that I had some good Chinese food.

granted, it tasted good, but gave you food poisoning


I wish that I didn't have such bad writer's block

Granted, and you have such a good phase that you write (and finish) a novel, the page count is 70o, but then you tripped and it fell into a fire.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but you have to take your SAT and ACT instead!

I wish that I could be watching "One Piece".

Granted, but they're completely changed the plot and now it's a sappy romance story and the main character is so in love, he forgets all about his quest.

I wish I had wings I could fly with.

Granted but you're mistaken for a chicken and sold at McDonalds.

I wish that I had somebody to sit with at lunch.

Granted, but he/she eats all of your lunch and won't stop talking.

I wish that I could be at drama rehearsal right now.

Granted, but then you can't go home

I wish my gym teacher was nicer.

Granted, but then he moves and you get an eviler teacher.

I wish that my life becomes all that I want it to, I dream big, I don't worry much, I'm never overloaded with work, and that I always know that somebody cares about what I'm doing.

Granted, but the only people who notice you are nerds.

I wish I had a million bucks to spend at Borders.

Granted, but Borders now sells canned vegetables instead of books.

I wish I had my driver's lisence.

Granted but you won't be able to drive because you don't have a car.

I wish I had a gf.

granted but shes crazy and plans to kill you




i wish i had a black grand piano