Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but we kill off your character.

I wish I could get on YWS more.

Granted, but you can never get off *giggles*

I wish I was a little better at maths.

Granted but you learn everything and your head blows up *cackles hysterically*

I wish my novel became really famous

granted but then everyone loses interest and won't buy your novel.


I wish i could play the piano better

Granted but your fingers fall off

I wish my computer would fix itself

Granted, but it wonders why you're using it and kills you.

I wish I had a better outlet for stress.

Granted but you die of happyness

I wish I wasn't depressed so much.

Granted, but now you're never sad and somebody gets annoyed and runs over you.

I wish my Edward lived here...(Edward=soulmate)

Granted but he hates you

I wish I hadn't cut a heart into my arm

Granted but you cut it into your forehead.

I wish I could cut the stress out of my life.

Granted, but you lose your will to work and end up dropping out of high school and living with your parents for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to do any work outside of my school building.

granted, but you live an unsuccessful life

I wish that I wasn't tied down with so many problems in my life

Granted. You now only have two problems, but it still ties you down.

I wish that the Patriots had won the Super Bowl!

Granted but as soon as they won the world blew up and wouldn't matter anyway.

I wish my gym teacher didn't make us do full school sprints everyday, ten times a day.

Granted, but you lose the muscle in your legs and can no longer walk.

I wish I got straight As this quarter so I can get a dog(I'm thinking either Husky or German Shepard)