Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You will relive this same day for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had more bubble gum.

granted, but the bubble gum you have is abc gum, and tastes unbelievably nasty. Also, you fall asleep with it in your mouth and choke on it. Ouch, sorry.

*I wish I would have 1 million dollars that was not stolen, that I had earned honestly, and that I would not go bankrupt immediatly after recieving it...also that it would not be stolen from me and that I would not die* (good luck corrupting that one)

Granted. You're playing Monopoly.


I wish my freezer wasn't broken.

Granted, but now it's working like A/C and your whole house is freezing.

I wish I didn't have to write this stupid report.

Granted, you don't have to write it--but in turn you fail the course.


I wish my knee would stop hurting.

Granted, but it's because you damaged your elbow.


I wish it weren't so cold in my house.

Granted, but now it's boiling hot!

I wish Baz had time to RP.

Granted, but now you don't have time to.

I wish I didn't have a little sister.

Granted. The ghoulies take her away and you are plagued for life, go on a journey through a labrynth to save him and are emotionally scarred for life

I wish I could get some reviews, good or bad!

Granted, but they're all in a language you can't understand.

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you can't fly high enough to clear the buildings so you continually run into them.

I wish I could not work and still get paid.

granted but you are paid in monopoly money, and you have a banner round your head saying 'She gets given monopoly money for free!' So everyone beats you up because they're jealous.


I wish i had a book that i could open, write in and nothing bad would happen to me or anyone i like, keep hold of it for ever, it wouldn't get on my nerves and it wouldn't be the death of me...or the cause of serious misfourtune...

Granted, but you are hit by a bus and killed before you get the chance to write in it.


I wish I could find the paperwork for my laptop.

Granted, but it's scribbled all over so you can't make out a single thing.

I wish I wasn't leaving UAE...

Granted. You aren't leaving UAE. Your leaving life. You are dead.

I wish I knew what to write next in my novel.