Corrupt a Wish

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Fand
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:44 am
Fand says... · Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:44 am
Granted, but now you've got yourself a fatal case of ennui.

I wish my boyfriend didn't have to work so late tonight.
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Meep
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:57 am
Meep says... · Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:57 am
Granted, but he's spending the night with another girl.

I wish I hadn't missed The Simpons tonight.
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extrication
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:49 pm
extrication says... · Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:49 pm
Granted, but someone took control of the tv station mid-episode and ran episodes of 7th Heaven instead.

I wish I could bake properly.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
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Meep
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:50 pm
Meep says... · Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:50 pm
Granted, but you can only bake things. You can't fry, boil, broil, etc. Only bake. Forever.


I wish I could get an extention on this project.
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extrication
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:42 pm
extrication says... · Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:42 pm
Granted, but you get a failing grade.

I wish I could get a cat.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Ofour
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:51 pm
Ofour says... · Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:51 pm
Granted, but it has nine legs, no tail and an extra eye. And it can't breathe.

I wish I was a potato.
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Shine
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:05 pm
Shine says... · Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:05 pm
Granted ...you become a sweet potato...and everyone wants to eat u...oh my gosh! Ofour run for ur life!!!!AAAAA.......

(just kidding)


I wish I could have a castle.
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extrication
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:52 pm
extrication says... · Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:52 pm
Granted, but it's rundown and haunted by ghosts. You can't get it renovated/exorcised because the local repair company and exorcists like the castle that way.

Also.
Granted, but it has nine legs, no tail and an extra eye. And it can't breathe.

Are you sure that it's even a cat...? ;D

I wish I had some baking powder to make cherry almond biscotti with. :|
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Royboy
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:33 am
Royboy says... · Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:33 am
Granted but now you don't have cherries or almonds.

I wish I was getting straight A's without even trying.
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chocolatechipmuffin
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:51 am
chocolatechipmuffin says... · Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:51 am
Granted, but now you have no purpose in life, nothing to strive for, and everyone hates you for being perfect.

I wish I had *sings* somebody to leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ean on.
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Meep
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:24 pm
Meep says... · Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:24 pm
Granted, but you both fall over. :wink:

I wish I didn't have class tonight.
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extrication
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:41 am
extrication says... · Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:41 am
Granted, but every school is destroyed and you're unable to get a proper job, other than being a hobo. XD

I wish I could finish my novel. :(
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Meep
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:47 am
Meep says... · Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:47 am
Granted, but your computer crashes and all of your hard copies burn. :evil:

I wish I knew what to write for these $@&!ing essays.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Via
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:53 am
Via says... · Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:53 am
Granted, but your computer catches on fire and burns all your paper and pens with it (because they were on the desk with the computer) so you can't write it anyway...and by the time you find somewhere else to write it you forget your ideas.


I wish I had a good wish.
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Meep
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:58 am
Meep says... · Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:58 am
Granted, but it should've/could've/would've been a great wish.

I wish I could afford to go to college.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.



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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
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