Corrupt a Wish

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Granted. You fail for life. :P

I wish I didn't have Writer's Block. >_>
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Granted, but your computer crashes and everything you wrote is lost.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
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Granted, but you were going to get a super-prestigious award, and haha, now you're not.


I wish I had a muffin.
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Granted, but your muffin is made of cement.

I wish I wasn't in love...
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Granted. But now your heart is made of stone to prevent you feeling affection again. Your heart is so heavy that it topples right out your body...owch!

I wish I didn't have to revise for my exams
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Granted but now you will get a set mark. Heck, everyone will get a set mark! And because you made the wish yours will be a F, for everything. (By the way i love your picture!)



I wish i could sleep, wake up, feel awake and then go about living my life normally forever and ever after that lovely sleep!
Siggys' suck, I don't know what to say about myself. Doopeydoo...




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Granted, but you never fall asleep again after that.

I wish I could sing insanely better than any other person in the school and wouldn't have to worry about the show.
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Granted. You are now stuck up and people hate you.

I wish that the world was at peace...
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granted, but now everyone is hugging everyone and driving you insane.

I wish I could visit the Khazneh...
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Granted, but then you die. [so morbid..]

I wish spring break would start tomorrow.
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Granted, but you become very very ill and spend the whole time sick in bed.

I wish I could get this coursework done
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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(haha...oh how many times has that happened to be *takes immune system booster*)

Granted, but then you are given a whole stack of new coursework.


I wish I could pay someone to take this midterm for me today, get a good grade, and not get caught.
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Granted, but due to technical difficulties, the grade is lost and you have to take it again.

I wish the weird, bad dream I had last night isn't going to come true.




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It doesn't, and wasn't going to anyway.

I wish for an infinite number of wishes.
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Granted, but they all get corrupted. :wink:

I wish all of my classes were as interesting as the one we had today.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.



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