Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but your computer crashes and you have to fix it before you can get to your story.

I wish my friend would call right now.
Be yourself; everybody else is already taken.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

When you're being nice to your character, you're being bad to your book.




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Granted, but she/he is a ZOMBIE!

I wish I could learn Russian faster.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Granted, but as soon as you learn it you are affected by amnesia and lose it all.


I wish I could get along with technology and computers would stop breaking down on me.
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Granted, now they take on a life of their own play the Emo Song over and over and over again causeing you to ge emo and cry forever and ever.

I wish I could go to Japan
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective




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Granted, but there is a mix-up with your documents at the airport and you get kicked out of the country.

I wish I could stay committed.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Granted, but you've committed yourself to something really boring and now you're stuck with it.


I wish I had something really yummy to eat for dinner.
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Granted. But everything thing else you eat in your life, ever, tastes very bitter and/or sour.

I wish I had more time to read today.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Granted, but you get a headache and can't read anyway.



I wish my tv worked.
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Granted, but you only get the documentary channel.

I wish that I could breath underwater
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. ~Bertrand Russell




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Granted, but now you can't "breath" above water. Really, it's "breathe". With an e. :wink:


I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but then you get violently ill and can't go anywhere anyway...with a 24 hour thing, so you are back the next day.



I wish I could go hiking.
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Granted, but you fall off a mountain. :(


I wish I had a pencil sharpener.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but you cut your hand open on it and bleed all over the place. (Ever done that before? It's awful!)

I wish my homework was done.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but you have no pencil to sharpen.


I wish my town was more eventful for a nice spring day.
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Granted, but the "event" is all night long and really noisy and you're trying to sleep.

I wish my homework was done.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.



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