Corrupt a Wish

Meep wrote:((Splinching's when you leave part of you behind, and the other part of you shows up where you intended to be.
... and yes, any respectable HP fan ought to know that. *geek*))

((HP geeks unite! July, this july...:freaking out:
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What the heck is Splinching? (and if it's something every respectable HP fan should know, then I knew it all along. i mean it.) (end) Oh...my...God...AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A HARRY POTTER FAN!))

Granted. You embarrass yourself too death and are emotionally scarred for life.

I wish the next manga WOULD HURRY UP!

Granted. but they discontinue the series afterwords.

I wish I had my homework done.

((I'm gonna be in China when it comes out! I won't be able to go anywhere near the internet until I finish it, and I won't even be able to get it until I get home!))

Granted, but then it's all wrong.

I wish my back didn't hurt!

((Aw, man, that's gotta suck. What series are you referring too, anyhoo? I was thinking along the lines of Naruto...))
Granted. You fail.

I wish that I had some good music by 12k to listen too.

((Harry Potter, I mean. I'll be in China when Book 7 is released.
... oh, the series in the wish? I dunno, whatever series it was that you wanted.))

Granted, but your computer/iPod/CD player/etc. doesn't work.

I wish I could find (and afford) Little Butterfly, volume 3.

((Oh rights! I was in bad sorts. Normally I'd remember that.))

Granted, but it's a total rip-off, and now you're broke.

I wish I was good at something that would make people take notice, and cheer fo me about (not people on my team, or my friends, they do that anyway) not something that they go "You actually like [running/writing]? Freak."
Did that make sense? I want to be good at something that the general population of my school thinks is amazing, not that they think is wierd.

Granted but for some reasons the offices are cursed and no one ever gets published.

I wish it was time for my birthday party to start already!

Granted, but nobody shows up.

I wish my mom's camera had sound when you recorded things!

Granted. Someone takes the camera to take a picture of a baby, and your house is now filled with screams and wails.

I wish they would make a Dark Cloud 3.....

Granted, but it's really terriblre and you wish they would've kept it to the original series.

I wish I had a job.

Granted. You're a septic tank cleaner. 24/7.

I wish that I could meet Relient K.

Granted. He/she/it, after meeting you, ignore you for all eternity and say nasty things about you.

I wish that dragons were the YWS mascot!

Granted, but they then proceed to fry all the dragon supporters.

I wish I had smaller index cards.

Granted. They're microscopic.

I wish that I had more pecan cookies.

Granted, but you're now allergic to pecans.


I wish my social studies book would spontaneously combust.