Corrupt a Wish

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Aet Lindling
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:02 am
Aet Lindling says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:02 am
Granted. The rock hits you on the head and leaves swelling.

I wish I could Apparate.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:12 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:12 am
Granted. You Splinch.

I wish that I knew how to sing Psalm 33 in the first tone without having to go alto!
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:22 am
Royboy says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:22 am
Granted, you suddenly get some kind of disease that makes it so that you have to have your vocal cords removed. Now you can't sing it at all!

I wish I wasn't so easily scared by the slightest noise or movement in the corrner of my eye.
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:08 am
Alteran says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:08 am
Granted but when you should be scared your not and then you're attacked by flying monkey ninjas!

I wish someone would help me animate this stupid freakin mod!
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dittylicious
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:13 am
dittylicious says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:13 am
Granted, but then the animation comes to life and follows you around with a mini rubber hammer.


I wish some people weren't so busy so they'd come and hang out with me.
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luna_the_shiekah
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:47 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:47 am
Granted but they don't speak English. In fact, they don't speak at all. They're mute.

I wish I could touch the sky.
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dittylicious
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:52 am
dittylicious says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:52 am
Granted, but the altitude will cause you to pass out and plummet to your demise.



I wish I were tall enough to be a model. (I'm only 5 feet tall)
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luna_the_shiekah
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:54 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:54 am
Granted but they suddenly decide that midgets are the next big thing and you (and many other tall women) are left out in the cold.

I wish I had laser beam eyes.
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Myth
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:40 am
Myth says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:40 am
Granted. But you're doomed to live alone and end up slicing your hand off.


I wish I had some new clothes!
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tinny
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:08 pm
tinny says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:08 pm
Granted, but they are so hideous that whenever you wear them people go blind and scream in pain.

I wish I had more time!
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:13 pm
Loose says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:13 pm
granted, but now you have too much time so youre stuck in the same minute for the rest of your life!!

I wish someone would come on chat and talk to me




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Cade
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:05 am
Cade says... · Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:05 am
Granted, but he or she says mean things.


I wish the administration would let us keep the publication offices.
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luna_the_shiekah
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:22 pm
luna_the_shiekah says... · Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:22 pm
Granted but for some reasons the offices are cursed and no one ever gets published.

I wish it was time for my birthday party to start already!
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Aet Lindling
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:27 pm
Aet Lindling says... · Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:27 pm
Baroness Ink wrote:Granted. You Splinch.

I wish that I knew how to sing Psalm 33 in the first tone without having to go alto!


What the heck is Splinching? (and if it's something every respectable HP fan should know, then I knew it all along. i mean it.)
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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dun worry
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Meep
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:11 pm
Meep says... · Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:11 pm
((Splinching's when you leave part of you behind, and the other part of you shows up where you intended to be.
... and yes, any respectable HP fan ought to know that. *geek*))
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