Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then he gives you the cold shoulder and spreads nasty rumors about you. (I AM mean)

I wish that I had a big, yummy carton of Edy's chocolate chip ice cream, so cold.....

Granted, but now he isn't your friend at all.

(Hurrah! My computer likes YWS again!)


I wish I could get all my homework done on time!

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could live forever...

Granted, but they're all F-s.

Granted, but you grow until age 15 and have no more birthdays, doomed to live forever without being able to drive! :p

I wish I had a big bowl of potato chips...

Oh come on! That's worst of all!

Granted, but you never said what the bowl should be made out of... You get electrocuted.

I wish I had a mansion.

Granted, but it's haunted by Moaning Myrtle who has a wild crush on you.

I wish that the world was at peace!

Granted, they're at peace with a small asteroid that doesn't have anyone to be peaceful with anyway.

Edit: Ah yes! My wish!

I wish I was the ruler of the world and everyone appreciated me.

make a wish

Granted, but you will never have anyone to share it with, and the children of the neighborhood TP your house on Halloween, tiptoe to the other side of the street when walking, throw tomatoes, rocks, etc., at your house. In short, you are the creepy old man no one likes. You may choose: you become the world's first old cat-man (as opposed to cat lady), or you get one of those mean dogs that hate everyone, including you.

Gah!!! Inky! I had a good answer for that!

Granted, but you (the mastermind behind the peace, of course) torment yourself, not believing that there is truly peace, always thinking there is a conspiracy, a secret plan to stab you in the back, and you eventually have no friends, you are a cat lady. And your cats don't like you, they just hang around for the food.

I wish I could run faster than Wes

Granted. You are now in Hammie mode. Run any faster and your legs will catch fire.

I wish that I had a dragon for a pet.
(Besides, CCM-chan, you gotta admit the driving loophole was wicked )

Granted. It sets you on fire. Duh.

I wish I could die, and then come back to life, to see what really happens.

Granted. You come back to life as a moldy, wormy, maggoty, rotten corpse and everyone runs away from you. Arthas hates you before he orders you around

I wish the dishes would go into the dishwasher themselves...

Granted. Boy, do they CENSORED

I wish I had more time 'til NaNoEdMo, so I could finish my story, it's tomorrow!!! *freaks*

AetLindling wrote:Granted. Boy, do they CENSORED

I wish I had more time 'til NaNoEdMo, so I could finish my story, it's tomorrow!!! *freaks*

PERV! :Anime whap:
Granted! You have ONE extra millisecond!
I wish that Netflix would hurry up with the next movies!