Corrupt a Wish

Granted, they come flying at you so fast you get cut and die.

I wish the bruise on my head from the whap would heal, she was the one who suggested they "do" themselves.

Granted. Their new air-mail service sends your movies flying through the window, one of them breaks your nose, another crashes into your mother's prized ceramic [vase, pot...], which she blames you for.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted, but it breaks a leg and is euthanized.

I wish the same thing i did above.

Granted. Your horse is named 'Ed' and chatters through the entire night, sticks its head in your bedroom window and continues to rant.

I wish I had some source for the Juuni Kokki music...

Granted, but it turns out to be magic that kills you.

I wish above!!! *growing impatient*

Granted. It heals and I whap you again! Perv! You know what I meant!

I wish that people didn't judge on appearances.

Granted. Thus, it's proven it was only your own fault for not seeing past what the dishes "could" do...

I wish I could go to Disneyland again, without the lines, heat of CA, and infinite tickets for Star Tours!

Granted. You have a miserable time, because every Disney princess swoops down on you and Big Bird who is present for some reason insists on getting you to sing "It's a small world" with him.

I wish I could meet J.K. Rowling

Granted, but all you can do is gape and stutter about how much a fan you are. She smiles politely, signs Deathly Hallows, and moves on to the next person. Also, I WOULDN'T CARE! I'D GLADLY SING IT FOR INFINITE STAR TOURS!!!

I wish I never had to go to the bathroom. My bladder doesn't explode or anything like that, and I'm not addicted to going to the bathroom.

Granted. You now throw up every liquid you intake and people think you have an eating disorder.

I wish it would snow....

Granted. Now it is snowing, although I think it was already. (No, really. ) Thanks for the snow!

I wish we would have 3-foot high snowdrifts, like there were on St. Valentines Day. (Best... S.V.D.... present... EVER!)

Granted! I can't find a way to make that bad. SNOW IS THE BEST!

:p
er.......
I wish that my little sister would shut up.

Granted. However she did that, no one can jump "up" anymore. Airplanes are grounded, and birds die. Nice going, doofus.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Your wish is granted. You immediately kill yourself out of a stupid wish to make fun of a certain Baroness...

I wish that the kitchen floor was a lovely oak, not tile...

Granted, but it was made of magic trees that come to life and eat everyone in the house.

I wish I didn't get distracted so easily.