Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You get killed by the "lovely" oak tree coming out of nowhere.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but there goes your wish!

I wish my sister would stop killing baby seals!

Granted. (Can't think of any way to make that bad. I assume since this isn't real, you aren't on good terms with your sister... )

I wish I could have 10 donuts!

Granted...but you get deathly sick from doing so.

A corruption for Ani May's wish could be that her sister starts to kidnap little kids. (No offense to Ani May's sister)

I wish I could water colour better.

Granted, but right when you fully developed your skills, you would lose both your hands in a freak lawnmower accident. (aack, I don't know where that came from in my brain!!)


I wish I had a bigger room.

Granted but now you have furniture that's meant for a person the size of a small rodent.

I wish I was the queen of nightmares.

Granted - though now you've got to live with all those nightmares, yours and everyone else's.


I wish I wasn't so staggering tired that I couldn't remember what I was doing or what I wished for...

Granted, but your wish sucked anyway and wasn't worth remembering.

I wish we had pie.

Granted, what yummy poison pie!

I wish I had kdfjslsldfljnvjsieocme.

Granted, but your keyboard will never work for you again.

I wish I had a dinosaur.

Granted. It bites off your head.

I wish that Gerald Morris's next book would HURRY UP and get to my library!

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could take a suprise vacation ... to Australia.

Granted, but it's a suprise vacation because you don't make it back alive. Surprise! Your family has to plan a funeral!

I wish we weren't doing anything in school tomarrow so I won't have missed anything important.

Granted, but the thing your missing school for is not fun.

I wish my homework was done.

Granted. You fail horribly.

I wish that Gerald Morris's new book would ROCK!