Corrupt a Wish

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Aet Lindling
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:41 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:41 am
Granted. You get killed by the "lovely" oak tree coming out of nowhere.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Ani May Queen
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 am
Ani May Queen says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 am
Granted, but there goes your wish!

I wish my sister would stop killing baby seals!
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Aet Lindling
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:39 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:39 am
Granted. (Can't think of any way to make that bad. I assume since this isn't real, you aren't on good terms with your sister... :( )

I wish I could have 10 donuts!
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

Legacy signature:
dun worry
it's all gun be k




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Kitkat_1122_
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:31 am
Kitkat_1122_ says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:31 am
Granted...but you get deathly sick from doing so.

A corruption for Ani May's wish could be that her sister starts to kidnap little kids. (No offense to Ani May's sister)

I wish I could water colour better.




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dittylicious
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:12 am
dittylicious says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:12 am
Granted, but right when you fully developed your skills, you would lose both your hands in a freak lawnmower accident. (aack, I don't know where that came from in my brain!!)


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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:30 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:30 am
Granted but now you have furniture that's meant for a person the size of a small rodent.

I wish I was the queen of nightmares. :D
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Poor Imp
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:00 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:00 am
Granted - though now you've got to live with all those nightmares, yours and everyone else's.


I wish I wasn't so staggering tired that I couldn't remember what I was doing or what I wished for...
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Meep
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:07 pm
Meep says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:07 pm
Granted, but your wish sucked anyway and wasn't worth remembering.

I wish we had pie.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Aet Lindling
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:27 pm
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:27 pm
Granted, what yummy poison pie!

I wish I had kdfjslsldfljnvjsieocme. :lol:
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

Legacy signature:
dun worry
it's all gun be k




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teigan-vm
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:44 pm
teigan-vm says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:44 pm
Granted, but your keyboard will never work for you again.

I wish I had a dinosaur.




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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:47 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:47 pm
Granted. It bites off your head.

I wish that Gerald Morris's next book would HURRY UP and get to my library!
ohmeohmy




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Meep
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:10 pm
Meep says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:10 pm
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could take a suprise vacation ... to Australia.
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:17 am
Royboy says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:17 am
Granted, but it's a suprise vacation because you don't make it back alive. Surprise! Your family has to plan a funeral!

I wish we weren't doing anything in school tomarrow so I won't have missed anything important.
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Meep
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:36 am
Meep says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:36 am
Granted, but the thing your missing school for is not fun.

I wish my homework was done.
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:47 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:47 am
Granted. You fail horribly. :P

I wish that Gerald Morris's new book would ROCK! :P
ohmeohmy



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