Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you crash it your first time you try.

I wish that love never failed.

Granted but now those in a love that is unrequited may never pull themselves out of it.

I wish I had some french toast.

Granted, but it's actually Italian toast posing as French toast, and it's loaded with cholesterol.


I wish my brother went to boarding school.

Granted but it's a 2 for 1 deal so you have to go as well.

I wish my friend could finally sleep.

Granted, but then he never wakes up!

I wish that I could think up non-cliched similes!

Granted but they too become cliches and you then just spout cliched similes for all eternity.

I wish I had a coconut.

Granted, but it's filled with ants that get in your pants.

I wish my bum would stop going numb

Granted now it hurts like heck.

I wish I had more sushi.

Granted. Now, where's your goldfish?

I wish I could be happy.

Granted! But everyone around you is sad.

i wish that all chocolate is free

Granted, but then you die from chocolate poisoning.

I wish that school was over.

Granted, but the principal moves in next door.


I wish I had some cheesecake.

Granted but it's made out of brie. Disgusting.

I wish I could speak Russian.

Granted, but now you can only speak Russian and you have to go live in Russia for the rest of your life.


I wish my fingers were just the teensiest bit longer. *hits piano*

Granted but now they are so long, that tyou have to fold them fout times before you can dig your nose. terrible consequences follow.

i wish owned The Statue of Liberty