Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but now you have 38439 tests to take.

<i>I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.</i>




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Granted, but you didn't have school because you came down with a fatal illness.

I wish I could find a good book to read.




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Granted,you now have 6000 good books to read now and you only have 2hrs for that.If you don't complete within 2hrs you will never get to read a good book.


I wish I wasn't so rude to him.
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.




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Granted, but now he's rude to you!

I wish he wasn't so uptight.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted, but now he's downloose, and...uh-oh, there go his pants...


I wish I had a new Spanish notebook.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but now all your other notebooks are forever old.

I wish I had some gummy worms.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted but they're real worms.

I wish I could type even faster.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted, but now you type so fast that your keyboard can't read any key you type because of your speed.


I wish that I had a book published already.




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granted. but your book's available only in gibberish. so no one reads it.

I wish you were a buffalo.
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.




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Granted but oyu get turned into a Buffaloe.

I wish Elizabeth Mum would stop blackmailing her daughter.
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
[The Ink And The Quill (Be Afraid) - Anti-Flag]




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Granted, but now her dad blackmails her! (Sorry, Vernon!)

I wish I wasn't so fat.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted. But now you can't stop biting your nails.


I wish I could find my school portfolio!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but it is unfortunatly empty.

I wish my head didn't hurt.
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted, but now every other part of your body does.

I wish I could have all my of my wishes come true without anyone corrupting them!
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted but now you are corrupting everyones each single wish.And I am telling you thats not good.lol


I wish I could slap Manali (she is a girl).
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.



We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions.
— Isaac Bashevis Singer