Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then they're so exciting that your friends only want to hang around them!

I wish he would talk to me.

Granted-But only because you lost all mobility in your limbs, and he feels sorry for you.

I wish he lived in the same state as me

Granted but now he keeps pestering and pestering you unitl you want to break his neck.

I wish I looked better*sigh*

Granted but now you are obsessed with keeping your youth as you grow older with botox injections that make you look like Spock and expensive plastic surgery that makes you more plastic than human. A bit like Demi Moore eh? Congratulations.

I wish I could fix cars.

Granted but now you are so busy fixing cars that you never ever get the chance of visiting YWS.

I wish I didn't get tricked so easily by my brother.

Granted, but in your ability to see through people's tricks you have become very suspicious and hostile, resulting in a lack of communication and break down in all relationships, whether they be family or friends.

I wish I had more money.

Granted but this time, your father will be the one who would trick you which is worse...

I wish I can fly!!!!

Granted, but then all the birds hate you and peck you to death!

I wish I didn't have biology homework to do...

Granted,but you forgot that you have physics,chemistry,english and maths homework to do.

I wish my server at this time wasn't so slow.

Granted, but then you'll get used to it being fast, and with nothing to teach you patience, you will become very bored with the slow pace life and become a thrill-seeker daredevil and die driving your racecar on the interstate.


I wish I knew how to play the trumpet.

Granted, but now that's all you do and the trumpet is stuck to your mouth forever.

I wish that my computer wasn't so slow.

Granted, but now when the SAT asks you to deliver a concise and complete critique of George Eliot's representation of "Old Leisure", you are unable - for the mad rush of the fast, computerized world has kept you from experiencing it.


I wish I could churn out this novella fast enough to meet the deadline.

Granted, but you've churned it out so fast it's riddled with errors and your readers commit suicide upon seeing it.


I wish my friends were a little more sensitive and actually talked to me when I needed it...

Granted but now they just wont shut up and you end up killing them all just to make them stop talking and then you go away to prison and beome a woman named Tank's B-word.
(Talk about a series of unfortunate events)

I wish the WCA was more popular

Granted, but now it's so popular you don't even know what it is!

I wish I didn't have so many papers.