Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You're points are 0000000000. (That's because you have a bug, hehe).

I wish I were a published writer, lol

-elein

Granted, but all of your books will spontaneously combust on the truck out of the printer's.

I wish I didn't have a math midterm tomorrow.

Granted, but then you have it the next day!

I wish things weren't so confusing.

Granted but now you understand everything and therefore become very cynical and depressed to the verge of pure insanity.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pancakes.

Granted, but now the only time you can ever eat pankackes is when they're wrapped aorund a sausage...

I wish I could stop slipping over on the ice.

Granted. But then all thepeople around you are unable to keep upright.

I wish my hands weren't so cold!

Granted, but now they're so hot that whatever you touch is set alight!

I wish I'd remembered to bring my lunch.

Granted. But then you can't seem to finish anything because more food 'magically' appears.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much!

Granted, but now there are no pain receptors connected to your brain so you never feel pain and don't realise that there's a knife sticking out of your shoulder.

I wish I knew where my fishy necklaces were.

Granted. But all the fish have fallen off and you can't put them together again.

I wish I could go ice skating this weekend!

Granted. But then you slip over and someone skates over your fingers.

I wish I didn't have german next.

Granted, but then you have it steadily for the next three years without a break!

I wish it could be Friday so I could give him the letter and he would tell me what he thinks.

its friday and uve lost the letter and he moves away to a country we both cant pronounce! o muh goodnizzzz!!!

i wish no one could corrupt this dream

Granted, but this is "corrupt a wish" not "corrupt a dream", so it looks like you've used the wrong word.



I wish the phonebook would stop peeing on the keyboard.

Granted but now it's peeing on the printer!

I wish I knew what the heck that last wish was about!